The Mobius Position

The (future) sexual position where you comfortably perform oral sex on yourself using wormhole/portal technology.

“So, to perform The Mobius Position, all I have to do is slide my body halfway into one end, rotate the other end 180 degrees, and I’ll have my crotch in my face…hmmmm.”

by ebbonloft June 02, 2014

biker comb over

when a guy wears a bandana to hide his receding hair line

“Danny Koker has a biker comb over.”

by ebbonloft July 07, 2012

rocker comb over

when a guy wears a bandana to hide his receding hair line

“Bret Michaels has a rocker comb over.”

by ebbonloft July 07, 2012