Columbine

When you just can't take it anymore. To put an end to it.

If the boss says one more stupid thing to me, I am going to go Columbine in here.

Leave me alone before I Columbine this situation

by You know you thought it too May 26, 2011

Columbine Massacre

Best senior prank of all time.

Person 1: Ayo remember the Columbine Massacre.

Person 2: Hell yea, god damn best prank ever

by BoiDafaqqq April 21, 2017

Columbine

A term that descrides a school shooting, named for the high school where it took place.

We had to talk about Columbine again for an hour when we could have been eating lunch.

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

bust a columbine

When a person (most likely a disgruntled student) takes a gun to school with the intention of killing multiple people in said school.

Victor was gonna bust a columbine, but he got caught.

by bigtones July 23, 2004

columnbined

Actually created by Vex, but used often by Audiovoid.

"Columnbined bitch!1" or "You just got columbined newb."

by Vex February 10, 2005

Columbine Massacre

One of the most famous school massacres in history. The two perpetrators, Reb and VoDkA, killed 13 people, left 24 injured, and scarred the lives of many, many more.

This sparked all sorts of reactions from the world- mainly horror, disgust, and shock beyond belief. But in the dark corners of the world, there are those who admire and support them, those who too hate the world and even hope to do something similar.

After the event, Columbine High School has never been the same. Most people will think of the shooting before the school. There are also plenty of strange people who pay the place a visit just because of this event.

Most of us: "The Columbine Massacre... How could they do such a thing?"

That shady kid: "The Columbine Massacre is just the beginning of our revolution."

A hybristophiliac: "I don't condone, but Reb and Vodka were sooo cute !!1!!1!11!1"

by streetshad0ws August 14, 2021

pull a columbine

to "pull a columbine" is basically doing a typical school shooting, minus the incredibly large amount of infamy, copy cats and social effect that columbine had. basically a lvl 1 school shooting done by a noob who doesn't know how to wash their leather cheerio and smells like doo doo feces.

connor: oh my, im so fed up with being bullied at school even though im the instigator, i think im gonna pull a columbine
penis of johnson: stfu you smelly kid, put your dads hunting rifle away and get some help as well as not be such a bitch at school and no one will bully you"
connor: thanks penis of johnson! now that i've been given some valuable info, i have turned my life around and have become a famous mathematician.
penis of johnson: you're welcome!
*and the school lived happily ever after*

by penis of johnson. November 10, 2022