Calhoun High School

A high school located in North Merrick. All the kids in South Merrick wish they could go there but instead get stuck at Kennedy High School in Bellmore. Has a great performing arts program and sports program. Usually kids on sports, clubs, and On Tour are really nice. Everyone else is an asswhole. Calhoun is filled with some really nice kids, then there are those losers who smoke weed around all day and party all night. They will go to Nassau Community College and do absolutely nothing with their lives.

Calhoun High School Kid 1:You going to Brookside tonight?
Calhoun High School Kid 2: Yeah were gonna look like total alcoholics

The next morning...
Calhoun High School Kid 2:I drank 27 beers last night
Calhoun High School Kid 1: No you didn't dipshit, you'd be in ICU then
Calhoun High School Kid 2:Oh well I guess I just make shit up to make me sound cool

by iloveguys May 3, 2009

cohog

Two people who take up all the space on the couch.

Hey, why can't you make room for me on the couch!? You two are such cohogs!

by spudart January 30, 2012

Collo

the title for one who will do ur missus and not call her back. generally possesses a large slong and usually sets the trend rather than following it.

"hey collo"
"hey man can u tell ur mum to ice those bruises and that ill get her toys back to her next week"

"what fag wears suspenders with high jeans?"
"Collo does"
"It must be cool then"
"hail Collo"

by Big D pups April 17, 2009

colloquialism

slang, a word or term that only a few people use, or that's not in common language.

I call it verbal jizm. you call it a colloquialism.
Much of urban language is composed of colloquialisms

by spot off October 7, 2003

calhoum

He is an amazing, cute, adorable, soft hearted creature that has a huge soft spot for their girlfriend's. They give good hugs and are really weird but in a lovable way, they love to laugh and can be an extremely caring person, they always need attention and most of the time a kiss on the cheek to give them a little bit of motivation. They are a very supportive person and will always compliment you, they have big brown eyes that you can't stop staring into, its like staring at a new universe, so beautiful and sparkley. They don't like to do a lot, most of they time they just want to relax or hold you in there arms. Be warned though, if you hurt them they will hurt you back, take it from me XD. But they have the most luscious hair, they you just want to play with for ages. They can also be a sexual creature and hit all your g-spots. They are the most caring, loving, cutest, adorableness at its finest, beautiful, sexy, funny and most weirdest person you will meet, so treat them like a god and keep them cause they are everything you need

Girl1: wow calhoum hilarious and so adorable

Girl 2: yeah I want him in my life
Girl1: yeah I'd want to be him
Girl3: Hahaha to late i already have him*evil laugh and cute giggles and snorts*

by The little weirdo:3 May 8, 2018

collosseum night night

When you drink a few $5 bottles of wine at a festival in Rome and wake up hours after it’s over in a porta potty. Now you are drunk and lost

*5 am door bell rings
Brad: what happened?! We lost you at the front of the stage

Matt: buddy! I woke up in a porta potty at the festival and there wasn’t anyone around!!
Brad: you mean the Collosseum night night?

by Peacock matt August 27, 2018

colcow

colcow is the colest cow around town bro
he is the biggest fan of famous youtuber yoif too

person 1: colcow pretty cute
person 2: yeah i know hes the colest cow around town

by mr zachary October 16, 2020