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Colbert's Disease

A condition causing facial muscles and vocal chords to relax, making it impossible to express emotion. It was named after a Colbert; no relation to Stephen Colbert.
*In flat monotone* "Sorry, I can't speak with emotion right now, I have the Colbert's Disease."
by colbertista137 November 10, 2006
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stephen colbert

the host of the colbert report, one of the two funniest people in the world, along with jon stewart
by guitarist1 November 22, 2006
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Colbert

Verb - To create a new word using existing words in the English language in the same fashion as Stephen Colbert from The Colbert Report on Comedy Central.

Stephen Colbert often introduces new words his show invents in both the opening credits and in his monologue.
Stephen colberted the words wikiality, truthiness, and superstantial.
by Aarani March 10, 2007
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stephen colbert

The funniest comedian on TV right now (2006). Every since Dave Chappelle gave up his show, Colbert moved right in.
Stephen Colbert, "I'm not a fan of facts. I go with my gut."
by JBHardman August 11, 2006
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colberrorism

Negative actions undertaken at the request of Stephen Colbert on his television show, "The Colbert Report". Examples so far are limited to the vandalism of Wikipedia articles such as 'elephant', 'latchkey kid' and related articles.
In an annoying act of colberrorism, another anonymous user has tried to add false information to the elephant article.
by FurTip August 4, 2006
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Colbertwich

Whipped cream between two (2) Pringles like a sandwich;
as seen on The Colbert Report on March 30, 2010.
Guy 1) I've got all this whipped cream and Pringles.

Guy 2) Make a Colbertwich!
by Drevyek March 31, 2010
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Colbert Control

When you have ultimate control over your facial movements when presented with absolute hilarious situations/moments. The flawless poker-face.
Sally had Colbert Control when she convinced the drunkest group of people at a party that she was being hunted down by vicious ninja bears and that she needed their help.
by misszombie June 1, 2011
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