Basically Catastrophe but if you insert the name Cal infront of it, so it is used in the same scenarios but centred around this one person. Can only be used properly by anyone named Cal.
"The fact that there are only six sausage rolls instead of seven sausage rolls is quite a Caltastrophe!!!!"
by Cal_The_Dumb_Bitch May 30, 2022
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Lee- “Did you hear about Sean, I heard he pulled a Cosgrove Catastrophe last night?
David- “Poor girl.”
David- “Poor girl.”
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Get the Retard Catastrophe mug.'Oh look, there's a catastrophe happening over there having a right old moan about everything.' Or 'I've just been in the canteen and you wouldn't believe there's a catastrophe all standing around the free sausage rolls'.
by Mr sparkles March 22, 2023
Get the A catastrophe mug.I shouldn't have eaten all that breakfast at the buffet table if I don't get to a bathroom fast I'm going to have a Colon Cleansing Catastrophe in my pants
by Shiftylou August 21, 2019
Get the Colon Cleansing Catastrophe mug.when you bust your balls then you run out of all your nuts like peanuts and almonds but you are left with 14 week old well kept pistachios
man its so sad jaquarius had a great nut catastrophe ,all he had left was 14 week old well kept pistachios
by mr.sir.prof.dr.man bro guy May 26, 2022
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