Caltastrophe

Basically Catastrophe but if you insert the name Cal infront of it, so it is used in the same scenarios but centred around this one person. Can only be used properly by anyone named Cal.

"The fact that there are only six sausage rolls instead of seven sausage rolls is quite a Caltastrophe!!!!"

by Cal_The_Dumb_Bitch May 30, 2022

Catastrophe

A trophy for the cat with the cutest bum (say catastrophe broken into 3 different parts slowly)

“And whiskers is the winner for the catastrophe!”

by SwiftieFan13-19 July 15, 2024

Cosgrove Catastrophe

When one sprints away from the scene after a poor sexual performance.

Lee- “Did you hear about Sean, I heard he pulled a Cosgrove Catastrophe last night?
David- “Poor girl.”

by Dshealy22 April 30, 2021

Retard Catastrophe

When a group of mentally disabled kids does a rampage at school.

Dame those sped kids have started a retard catastrophe at school yesterday

by DamnYouObama May 30, 2022

A catastrophe

Any group or collective of professional drivers, usually van drivers, especially white van drivers

'Oh look, there's a catastrophe happening over there having a right old moan about everything.' Or 'I've just been in the canteen and you wouldn't believe there's a catastrophe all standing around the free sausage rolls'.

by Mr sparkles March 22, 2023

Colon Cleansing Catastrophe

Colon

I shouldn't have eaten all that breakfast at the buffet table if I don't get to a bathroom fast I'm going to have a Colon Cleansing Catastrophe in my pants

by Shiftylou August 21, 2019

great nut catastrophe

when you bust your balls then you run out of all your nuts like peanuts and almonds but you are left with 14 week old well kept pistachios

man its so sad jaquarius had a great nut catastrophe ,all he had left was 14 week old well kept pistachios

by mr.sir.prof.dr.man bro guy May 26, 2022