Coathanger Tan

The tan received after going on a vacation to get an abortion.

After the condom broke, Genna came back from Miami with a coathanger tan.

by Miami Bob May 5, 2020

Liquid Coathanger

A sparkling drink consisting of a standard mimosa with a Plan B pill added to it.

Girl, the dick was so good last night I let him cum inside me. I need a Liquid Coathanger this morning to fix that mistake!

by BaggerBoyz April 6, 2023

Rigor-coitus

The act of making love to a long lost love or spouse after they have died. Possibly in a scenic setting like in front of a fireplace or at a grave yard. This is not to be confused with necrophilia because it embodies the love that one may have once had for said corpse.

Walter: Where were you last night Howard?

Howard: I was just really depressed thinking about Emma's passing, i had to go down to the cemetary and have her one last time...

Walter: Sometimes rigor-coitus is the only way to relive the passion you once had, I'm sorry Howard, one day soon you'll be able to join her again...

Howard: Yea, i was thinking next tuesday possibly.

by The Crypt Creeps December 12, 2010

coitus

Scientific reference for 'doing the dirty', having a 'no pants dance', or advancing courtship. Coitus is commonly used in a popular TV show, The Big Bang Theory.

Penny: *opens door* "Hey, my power's out, can I stay here for the night?"
Sheldon: "Do you really-"
Leonard: "YES, of course...th-that's what friends are for, after all. Lending a room in a time of need."
Sheldon: "Well...as long as this doesn't end up in Leonard and Penny taking part in coitus, I guess I can live with it for one night."

by IHasAWolfie January 1, 2014

Post-coital autodefenistration

Sobering up while having sex, then realizing how ugly she is and throwing yourself out the window.

John: how did he die?
Betsy-sue: he came on my face and jumped out the window.
John: ah, the old Post-coital autodefenistration. This is your third?

by This is my name, bitch March 12, 2010

Cotham

A unit of measurement for how deep one can intrude into a sexual organ.

"Dude I was so many cothams into Tony's asshole the other day, i could practically feel my balls bouncing off of his spleen!"

by bigfatdik May 22, 2009

Coich

(koyk)(verb) to be anally penetrated by any mythical creature, including but not limited to unicorns, wizards, leprechauns, centaurs, and hippogriffs
(noun) one who is anally penetrated by any mythical creature

(verb)
-Why is Harry Potter porn in your recent searches?
- I don't know.
- Wow do your fantasies involve coiching with hippogriffs?(noun)
-Hey I heard you got raped in your dream last night!
-Absolutely not true.
-Shut up coich, yes you did!

by MR. K. J. K. April 8, 2010