A member of the "forward crew" on board a nuclear submarine. Steretypically dim-witted and obtuse, coners can often be found in groups wondering why one piece of equipment or another doesn't appear to be working with the on/off switch positioned downward. A common belief amongst coners is that anything can be fixed by some combination of duct tape, coffee stirsticks, and a ballpeen hammer, including but not limited to televisions, computers, 8mm videocasettes, diesel engines, and toilet seats.
There's a couple coners on crews mess fiddling with the X-box..... I wonder how long it'll be before they realize it's not plugged in.
by TwistedTwidget May 10, 2006
Get the coner mug.The process of reading a definition on Urban Dictionary and finding it clever until you check the thumb ratings and see it is generally not liked. In the following moments you tell yourself it wasn't ever that funny in deep shame.
Works in the opposite sense also.
See peer pressure.
Works in the opposite sense also.
See peer pressure.
"Beat Feet ha! That's clever!
4719 negative votes? I guess it is pretty lame - and my decision to reconsider has nothing to do with thumb count coercion. It was never good. Actually, god damned awful."
"Douchebaguette is not even creative.
*Sees thumb count* Well, they did make it feminine by adding the 'ette', and simultaneously constructed a type of bread. LOL! *adds +1 to rating*"
4719 negative votes? I guess it is pretty lame - and my decision to reconsider has nothing to do with thumb count coercion. It was never good. Actually, god damned awful."
"Douchebaguette is not even creative.
*Sees thumb count* Well, they did make it feminine by adding the 'ette', and simultaneously constructed a type of bread. LOL! *adds +1 to rating*"
by MyoidenRamre June 24, 2009
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The distant stare coupled with a lack of motivation to sleep, eat, or defecate. This state is usually brought on by all night coding sessions trying to chase after that last bug. Applicable to web and application programmers alike.
When they finally broke down the door, they found poor Joe long gone his face frozen in a classic coders glaze fingers still grasping the mouse as an angry 404 error stared back at him from the screen.
by onoipooped January 16, 2011
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Student 2:How do You manage that with out anyone seeing you?
Student 1:I hide in the bathroom stall
Student 2:How do You manage that with out anyone seeing you?
Student 1:I hide in the bathroom stall
by OrgyPig March 18, 2011
Get the Owen-Comering mug.1. When one pulls an elastic choker and releases it, causing the choker to “snap” onto the wearer’s neck
2. Also known as “Break My Collar”, Snap My Choker refers to an erotic subgenre where a man would attempt to break one’s choker necklace by aggresive oral sex. The bulge from the wearer’s throat will cause the a high tension force on the choker, thus causing it to break/snap.
2. Also known as “Break My Collar”, Snap My Choker refers to an erotic subgenre where a man would attempt to break one’s choker necklace by aggresive oral sex. The bulge from the wearer’s throat will cause the a high tension force on the choker, thus causing it to break/snap.
1. Pull on my collar. Don’t be shy. Snap My Coker.
2. I want you to Snap My Choker. Destroy my throat with that huge dick of yours~!
2. I want you to Snap My Choker. Destroy my throat with that huge dick of yours~!
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Get the Snap My Coker mug.To shamelessly take something outstanding and diminish its value entirely. To turn a ferocious juggernaut into a an emasculated shell of its former self.
I clapped as loud as I could and pumped my fists aggressively, but it was futile. We had been cokerized.
by Romulox September 20, 2006
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