Convert Bitch

A woman who pretends to convert to Judaism but actually remains loyal to her previous religion . Usually Irish. They generally spawn children who are unkind

"Dude, Daniel's mom is a convert bitch!"
"Ya, and her son is a douche."

by ghostman1369 May 27, 2009

Convertible Guy

An interesting person who is very full of himself.

Usually struggles to make decisions and plays with people's feelings.

Knows how to make people feel very important and lure them in.

VERY good with words.
Clingy. Very Clingy.
Will leave you when you need him the most.
Very hard to love.

"Oh you know she asked Convertible Guy to Prom"
"Wait really"
"Yeah he said yes and she is super excited"
"Tell her not to be too excited"
"Why...?"
"Convertible Guy has been using her since forever he's probably going to leave her last minute"

by bangerzintheazz69 June 11, 2019

convertible burt

An OG whos name was Burt from the hood from back in the day that used to sell drugs in his convertible. Around the 70s and 80s

Does this dude think he's convertible burt selling drugs with his top down.

by Jbubz October 7, 2020

Saab 9-3 Turbo Convertible

The woman who drives a Saab 93 convertible is chic and self-confident. Bookish and intelligent, she can be seen tooling from the library to a humanitarian event. From her specs to her driving mocs, she is classically hip, usually with a NY Times or Wall Street Journal tucked between the drivers seat and console. Her choice of music is anything from jazz to country. Almost all Saab drivers are left-handed and she is no exception. Up on everything from world events to the newest movies, she spends most of her free time being with her head buried in a book of non-fiction. She's unconventionally beautiful, hip and a trendsetter who makes no excuses for her fashion, reading or life choices. Her home is modern, free of clutter and filled with books. She doesn't care how old her Saab is, as the older the model, the chicer the look. In the summer she can be found tooling anywhere from Napa to Nantucket with the roof down and her shades on.

My blind date pulled up in a Saab 9-3 turbo convertible and immediately I was afraid that she would be more intelligent than myself

by Saab Guy 44 October 13, 2016

Flirt to Convert

The act of flirting to convince an unsuspecting person to attend your church

Person 1: How did you get him to come to church?
Person 2: I just had to flirt to convert.

by K-Dizzile January 22, 2008

Convertextion

A conversation that transpires via text message

Wow, me and that girl had a really deep convertextion last night

by Mocha Bear December 24, 2009

Crack Converters

Crack Converters is the street name by which the establishment called "Cash Converters" is known. This is due to the fact that when a crack head has wogged electrical goods from your house he/she takes them to Crack Converters. Its an establishment doing crackheads and people on the dole a good turn.

Come on now we've both got our giro cheques from the dole office we can go down Crack Converters and score them Technics decks we saw Scaggy Pete with the other day.

by Reg Varney February 18, 2008