Cockmonkey

Vulgarity used as a synonym for the following: asshole, jerk, loser, bastard. Usually not used with serious intent, I.E jokingly calling a friend a cockmonkey.

Dan kills Jim in Bushido Blade 2 to which Jim yells in a comedic fashion: "Goddamn you, you stupid cockmonkey!"

by Merchant August 30, 2005

cockmonkey

a person that swings from cock to cock, preferably a male figure of some type.

Victurnal: "Hey you fruity nipple asscrack! what chu doin after the club?"
Gay Guy: "Dude vic, i blow dudes and am a cockmonkey."

by D bizzle and M shizzle December 5, 2003

cockmongerer

Insult. Implies the person deals in cocks and likes nothing better than cocks. Think fishmongerer, but insert the word "cock" in the place of the word "fish".

1. Go and monger some cocks, you cockmongerer

by Rac^ January 10, 2003

cockmongrel

1- A derisive term for a person of dubious worth.

2- A man who is known for sticking his penis in a wide variety of animals. His perversion does not discriminate

"You're such a cockmongrel."

"Whether cat or dog
tortoise or a hog
Cockmongrel does not care
Too dumb to know
his brain's too slow
He'll stick teh PNRZ anywhere"

by Batrastard July 2, 2003

Cocktoberfest

A party where men outnumber the women

John - Hey Tom, how was the party last night?
Tom - It sucked man, it was a fucking Cocktoberfest.

by Ryan_Palmer July 13, 2007

cockonics

1. The language of love, or sweet-talking some sweet young lady into your bed. A takeoff of the word "ebonics" for inner-city speech.

2. The art of whipping out your cock to pick up a woman, satisfied that its sheer length and girth will win her over rather than conversation or spending an assload of money on the theater and an expensive dinner.

"Wow, dude, you picked up seven bizzos in seven days! How do you do it? Do you speak cockonics?"

by Lord Zoltar November 23, 2005

Urban Cocktionary

a more extreme version of Urban Dictionary.

Urban Cocktionary : Urban Dictionary :: X-games : Olympics

by your mom April 19, 2003