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cocksackie disease

Disease of the throat and mouth caused by vigorous and excessive blowjobs
Jane is a bit under the weather, she has a mild case of Cocksackie disease
by jasante2 January 2, 2018
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Cockshackled

1. Verb- to be absolutely drunk

2. Similiar to drunk, shitfaced or pissed. Not as drunk as Pussywipped but drunker than tipsy and squiffy.
1. Alex was completely cockshackled after the three pints and five yager bombs

2. I'm telling you, Sandra, I was absolutely cockshackled last night; off my face on the alcohol.
by JonathanCowenXX August 7, 2018
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CockSmocker

A CockSmocker is what you would refer to a friend of yours, who always has gross and stale sheets, towels, socks, lying around his room because he keeps jerking off into the smocks.
John: "yo Damien, why are all ya damn socks stiff???"
Gary: "its cuz he's a fucking cocksmocker, that's gross dude..."
Damien: "who are you guys? how'd you get into my house?!?!? HONEY HIDE THE KIDS!"
John: "you can hide them but you won't stop us damien" *pulls out gun*

*shots heard in the distance, muffled screaming*

Gary: "you kill the bitch and i'll bring the van 'round back"
John: "got it, why are we keeping the kids alive tho?"
Gary: "their grandparents are rich john, they'll do anything to get them back, including giving us all their retirement money"
John: "so why'd we kill Damien?"
Gary: "to show gran-gran that we're legit"
by Craig the crack head September 11, 2019
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CockSicle

The act in which a man uses his engorged penis as a swizzle stick in a glass of ice and water for the refreshing satisfaction of his partner. This provides refreshment to the partner from the inside.
It was a hot, sultry night and Peter's cocksicle felt cool and refreshing inside Delilah.
by Don Kingery February 20, 2022
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Ccstick

Ccstick or Cstick or simply "stick" is a term used to insult an individual who likes to waste his/her money to buy useless things like candies
Example 1
Person 1: I love candies
Person 2: You're 31 years old mate
Person 1: So what?
Person 2: You're such a ccstick

Example 2
Person 1: I'm going shopping
Person 2: ok
*Some time passes*
Person 1: I'm back!!
Person 2: What did you get?
Person 1: The shops were closed so I brought candies instead
Person 2: You're such a stick!!
by Lingardinho GOAT January 30, 2023
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to cocksicle

The action of introducing ones virile member into the freezer to keep it cool for a later occurring act of licking and suction.
1. I like sticking my virile member in the freezer, cocksicle is so much fun during the summer! But I think it is starting to affect my size.

2. I really noticed that resources are starting to run low in this pandemic. We have absolutely no popsicles for the summer. I guess I will have to cocksicle for Jessica!

3. Jessica is obsessed with me sticking my penis in the freezer so she can lick it. But man, cocksicling is so damn hard on my penis and balls, they're like little ice cubes.
by LCFO December 9, 2021
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cockstinker

A homosexual male who does the recieving, therefore stinking up other people's cocks.
That John sure likes it in the ass, what a cockstinker!
by rcr October 15, 2003
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