cockstranglers

The worst pair of pants you own which most times means the tightest pair you own.

Holy shit! I accidentally wore my cockstranglers for the date I had with my gf last night and I nearly passed out!

Damn it! All I have clean are my cockstranglers...

by DependOnDepends January 25, 2011

Cocksurfing

Whoring around.

"Man she was cocksurfing all night long."

by jowniedownie July 4, 2019

cockring

the thing to make yo' 3rd leg happy

bro this fucking cockring helped me cum

by PenisDestroyer9000 May 13, 2021

Cockprint mouth

A mouth that sucked a dick while the dick was in “cock print mode” so now the mouth doesn’t even look as attractive as it did before

I didn’t even want to kiss her after she sucked my dick like straight cockprint mouth man

by Puffy vagina serum November 28, 2022

cockspangle

Someone at the lower end of the intelligence spectrum, prone to making stupid remarks and assertions either in person or often online.

Only an absolute cockspangle would think Nigel Farage should be a Member of Parliament.

by Wighteggy August 7, 2023

de-cocksing

When a woman turns gay.

"I'm not into penis, I'm de-cocksing"

by Stinkypoopants January 2, 2025

Alligator cockswing

An act of making ur penis swing and clap on the balls

My friend can do the alligator cockswing!

by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck January 2, 2026