cockroaches

Evil bug who wear military out fits and carry torches while they're taking over the world. They yell out in squeaky voices: "World domination!"

"Vorld Domination"- A cockroach I met dying on the street (I think he was German)

by Gp06 February 12, 2004

cockroach

A roach with aa huge cock

by Anonymous October 4, 2003

cockroach

An illegal mexican because they flee like cockroaches when the light is turned on them as they sneak across the border.

Walmart got sued by a bunch of cockroaches after they were discovered by immigration officials.

by jype September 29, 2008

cockroach

n. A horrible penile problem. You start to have unsightly roaches on your cock, often causing immense itching and/or unexpected orgasms. A very common STD, only gay men get it because women don't get them.

a. To be cockroached

Shit, I'm cockroached. No more gay sex!

by iThink February 19, 2008

cockroach

a woman with an ugly face but a smokin hot body.

Refering to the fact: when a cockroach's head is seperated from body, the body will still function for days.

mating candidade 1:
see that girl over on the dance floor, i'd like to tickle her schnicle...

mating candidate 2:
not worth the trip man, she's a cockroach.

by concrete general October 30, 2007

cockroaching

When your partner frantically stabs at your balls with their heels while you try to escape under the bed.

In the heat of passion, Mariano's girlfriend started cockroaching him

by Willa Zea September 2, 2008

COCKroach

Someone who's going to find or already has found cock to keep them warm in the winter.

Person 1: That bitch Amber, she's a COCKroach!
Person 2: Oh I know, she stole my boyfriend's cock last winter.

by alecso November 9, 2022