Cockbot

(1)A female's self-pleasure toy, usually of the vibrating variety.

(2)Someone who is addicted to the cock.

(1)Sally bought an 8-inch cockbot this weekend and we haven't seen her since.

(2)Man, that guy sure was a cockbot.

by Abner May 26, 2004

Cocknockah

New England Slang: Something that immediately commands your attention.

Say, Emmitt, thatt thaya dress ya dahtah's got on is a wicked cocknockah!

by Dumb Cracker December 12, 2008

Cockpot

The male version of a cuntpunt. Basically means to punch or kick a male in the genital area.

I'm gunna cockpot you.

by Bebeboo March 29, 2017

Cocknitive Dissonance

When you are aroused by something that probably shouldn’t arouse you.

Person 1: I saw a picture of my grandma at the beach when she was younger, she used to be hot.

Person 2: Looks like a case of cocknitive dissonance

by ShadyMemeDealer97 May 20, 2018

Cocknozzle

Someone who has falsely accused you or is being VEEERRY fucking annoying.

How could I have drank the last coke if I wasn’t even home you cocknozzle?!

by Lilmaximus57 August 12, 2020

cocknoseitus

cocknoseitus comes from lying your nose will slowly becoming larger than any cock before. Your nostrils will have balls hanging out from them. Everytime you lie the balls will grow and nose there is no limit

Girl 1: They have cocknoseitus
Boy 1: whats that?
*People who walk in with cock nose and balls hanging from nosetrils*

by zsenor December 23, 2020

Cocknut

A coconut in the shape of a ball-sack.

Hey, Joe can you pass me a Cocknut? Im thirsty.

Cocknuts are a very rare type of coconut.

by Tactical_Nut June 21, 2021