Cocknitive dickonance

When a cis man sees rape culture but refuses to acknowledge his part in it.

Jack, who identifies as feminist, showed some real cocknitive dickonance when he said he's one of the good guys.

by Koekebakker October 12, 2018

Cockdip

A person who likes to dip their penis in differrent substances, mostly liquids.

Damm Jonny, why are you such a cock dip?

by Forsaken May 17, 2004

cockpipe

The urethra. The tube running through the male reproductive organ

Man#1 cockpipe
Man#2 COCKPIPE!!!!
or
if you dont shut up i will shove a pineapple up your cockpipe sir.

by rabadabadongscrotch December 24, 2008

Cockpipe

The throat of a female, homosexual male, or some dogs, that's primary function is to produce a path for a penis to flow.

"Man I hope she gives me a blowjob tonight."

"No way man, she's got the flu. Her cockpipe is all sorts of clogged up."

"Nah dude I know. It just needs some plumbing."

by bigthumb October 11, 2009

cocknapped

The involuntary viewing of male reproductive organs

Did you hear that Alex cocknapped Emil.

by NoValidFire January 19, 2006

Cocknition

Derived from the word cognition, cocknition means to suck knowledge up through your penis.

Riley: How did you memorize all of those words?

Catherine: I have good cocknition.

Riley: aye u gotta cock?

by ItsRec March 26, 2021

cocktipsy

Just drunk enough to relax your penis when you are nervous because you are with a new chick.

I've got a blind date tonight so I'll have a couple drinks with dinner and get cocktipsy.

by eab_habib May 7, 2011