cockness monster

whenst a man gets an erection,
whilst in ye olde bathtub

"dude, you shouldve seen my cockness monster, it was slimy"

by takeittothemacks December 19, 2008

cockleech

That which leeches out early on and helps to lubricate the coming insertion.

'I grabbed your organ and got cockleech all over my new watchband!

by stephen Crow May 18, 2003

cockney

Noble upstanding citizens of East London, NOT South, NOT West, and definitely NOT North Londoners, they're all a bunch of arseholes. So get it right you Northern Monkeys, Cockneys are from East London. Now get on and dig for coal or whatever it is you lot do for a living (walk to the dole office more than likely).

Cockneys = The best people in England.

by Peldon March 15, 2004

cockney phil

The persona and accent assumed by someone on the phone. Some people speak posh, others do a 'cockney Phil'.

"Awwight Pat, how's ya car? Laaaverly! Apples N pears. Chaz n dave me old china!" is what cockney Phil usually sounds like..

by Homer_Jay March 14, 2008

Cockney Wanker

Twat, git, moron, bitch.

You're a twat, git, moron, bitch cockney wanker.

by Dick Splash August 10, 2003

Cockness Monster

A flat headed woman who gives head while you are drinking beer, taking a shit and watching football

The cockness monster attacked my dick while I was watching the Vikings beat the Packers, drinking a 40 of O.E., and shitting out the nachos I ate earlier

by smokecloud March 24, 2009

cockner

A little person with a head that looks like the tip of a penis (ollonborre)

Look at that guy! He is such a cockner
Casper's plastic surgery made him look like a cockner!

by cocksterbitch2019 February 26, 2018