commander of all clits

To be the supreme clit commander.....kind of like the grand wizard....except instead of being an ignorant racist....you just roll a clit like no other

Nobody rolls a clit like me not this fuck, not that fuck...none of you little fucks I am the commander of all clits! When it comes down to it it's what I do best.

by xX|The¥Gooch|Xx November 8, 2014

Commander Dan

Someone who sits around and is obliviouse to what is going on around them and then mentions a topic that has already been talked about

We talked about that twenty minutes ago Charles, you'r such a Commander Dan!

by Superknox1andonly December 22, 2014

Duck Commander

When you blow in your partners butthole like a duck call.

My girlfriend wanted to try something new lastnight, so I gave her the Duck Commander.

by K-Dub369 December 27, 2014

Commander in Chimp

The most incompetent, very simian-like so called Commander in Chief of the United States of America. Also known as Dubya.

The Commander in Chimp made up the word "misunderestimated" in his speech today!

by HDIZZLE March 4, 2004

cockmonger

someone that cant get enough cock

Scott Burrill is the biggest cockmonger this side of the mississippi

by scott burrill December 9, 2003

Tank Commander

A professional sports coach hired for the specific purpose of failing, or tanking, for better draft picks.

Brian Flores is probably one of the most successful tank commanders in NFL history

by ScriptedPython May 13, 2021

cockmaster

one who has earned a masters degree in the art of handling cock; someone who really pisses you the fuck off.

1. im tired of that lazy cockmaster not doing any of the work, and still act like hes tired.

by Smoke more bud! May 13, 2003