Cockmuncher

One who obsesses over things almost anally. Will defend the wrong side in an argument, have confused morals and the logic of a five year old.

Cockmuncher: Hitler is and will always be my hero.
Man: STFU cockmuncher.

by One Two Three January 10, 2008

cockmonger

Cock: a penis
Monger: a person who is involved with something in a petty or contemptible way (usually used in combination): a cockmonger.

A guy who trolls the internet trying to get girls to look at pictures of his penis.

TiNy2009: "Please look at my webcam I'll do anything!"
Realwoman1998: "Fuck off you dirty cockmonger!"

by pet-selkie March 18, 2011

cockmuncher

The Office sycophant. A guy - usually in the depths of Hell we call 'Middle Management' - who is always cosying up to the Director, offering platitudes in the hope of imminent promotion.

Did you see how Melvin behaved at the Meeting? WHAT a cockmuncher!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

shitface cockmaster

A person who is of course a real cockmaster.. who can and will take a good shit on someone's face. (As Needed)

Johnny! get out his way.. he's the shitface cockmaster I been telling you about.

by ChangWang April 30, 2003

Jedi Cockmaster

One of a select few chosen ones in the galaxy who has attained a mastery of the art of cock handling beyond human capabilities. Jedi Cockmasters typically can make a penis erupt without even being in the same room.

"That brazilian whore we meant in miami was insane, true Jedi Cockmaster!

by buckmonster October 27, 2008

cockmaster

Person who raises roosters for fun, profit and possibly illegal fighting and betting.

What did you think it meant?

by Luigi August 10, 2004

cockmonger

1.) someone who cannot get enough of the male genetalia

2.) An insult to a guy; an irrational or annoying man

3.) Daniel Olson

4.)Steve Parkin

Steve Parkin is such a cockmonger that no one will even be in the same locker room, for fear of Steve Parkin falling out of their open zipper when changing they draws!

by The Babysat July 18, 2004