Cockmarking

The act of cockblocking, but exclusively referring to cockblocking done by individuals named Mark. Not to be confused with Markblocking.

Was out for a night on the town with a lady friend but my buddy kept on cockmarking me. That unaware bastard never takes a hint!

by yoloswag420blzit February 27, 2014

Cockabler

A cockabler is one who is actively trying to get his buddies laid. The opposite of a cock-blocker.

"Yeah, I hooked up with that chick that Cole set me up with. I love that guy, he is such a cockabler."

by Matty VB January 23, 2009

Cockable

When one has reached full cockness, it is almost liking reaching nirvana, but better.

Thanks for the food, your cockable man!

by sturvc March 15, 2021

Cockaby

1. Great sex before bed that puts you right to sleep.

"Cocka-by" - "cocka" replaces "lulla" in Lullaby.'

2. As similarly explained in Wikipedia: A Cockaby (wk: Lullaby) is a soothing "sextivity", usually done with compliant participants before they go to sleep, with the intention of speeding that process; after explosion of great orgasm

Wikipedia (for Lullaby): A lullaby is a soothing song, usually sung to young children before they go to sleep, with the intention of speeding that process.

I woke up feeling VERY refresh this morning! Perhaps it's because I got a great Cockaby last night. :D

by UnAhavel December 24, 2010

cockmaster

one who has earned a masters degree in the art of handling cock; someone who really pisses you the fuck off.

1. im tired of that lazy cockmaster not doing any of the work, and still act like hes tired.

by Smoke more bud! May 13, 2003

Cockman Aidan

Massive throbbing erection so fucking yummy oh man his cock tastes like Patricia’s pussy

the Man with three legs is Cockman aidan his cock is fucking fantastic

by Penismancockdure April 1, 2019

Cockaloid

A penis with arms and legs made of smaller penises. Calling someone a cockaloid has a variety of meanings, but is usually used to call someone stupid, rude, or just a plain jackass.

Justin: "Did you see that dude with the skinny jeans and wool cap on in the weight room today?"

Brent: "Yeah man, what a cockaloid."

by bunthole February 24, 2011