cockward

When a man is on a date and thinks that his partner wants to give him a BJ so he pulls out his sausage and she freaks out or yells "RAPE!!"

dude, i was totally gonna bang this girl but i pulled it out too soon and it was totally cockward.

by JOHNeMac March 9, 2011

cocktard

A man in a homosexual romantic relationship with his own penis to such a degree as to cause brain damage and delusions that you'll be as in love with it as he is.

You sent me copypasta porn? What a cocktard.

by snippette May 14, 2011

Cockard

n. a cocky bastard

I wish that cockard would shut up!

by GlitterandGold February 27, 2009

Cockward

1. An akward situation involving a cock.

"What he just said was totally cockward."

by Ironman211 February 7, 2009

cockward

An awkward sexual advance that you originally thought would go over smoother.

we were getting along great untill i said "we should go watch a movie at my place" then things got cockward.

by thunderone July 10, 2010

cockward

anything awkward having to do with cock (sex, cockblocking, guys defending territory, etc)

"did you see that guy trying to get with his best friend's ex? yeah, that was so cockward."

by carleeta November 17, 2006

Cockhand

To rub your hand on your (sweaty)dick/balls, and to prominently yell "COCKHAND" or "YOU JUST GOT COCK-HANDED"

Brady:Hey dude! Guess what?

Pat:What?

(RUBS HAND ON BALLS/DICK AND RUBS IN PAT'S FACE)

Brady:COCKHAND!

by Clit-Commander April 18, 2009