Cockard

n. a cocky bastard

I wish that cockard would shut up!

by GlitterandGold February 27, 2009

Cockward

1. An akward situation involving a cock.

"What he just said was totally cockward."

by Ironman211 February 7, 2009

cockward

An awkward sexual advance that you originally thought would go over smoother.

we were getting along great untill i said "we should go watch a movie at my place" then things got cockward.

by thunderone July 10, 2010

cockward

anything awkward having to do with cock (sex, cockblocking, guys defending territory, etc)

"did you see that guy trying to get with his best friend's ex? yeah, that was so cockward."

by carleeta November 17, 2006

Cockhand

To rub your hand on your (sweaty)dick/balls, and to prominently yell "COCKHAND" or "YOU JUST GOT COCK-HANDED"

Brady:Hey dude! Guess what?

Pat:What?

(RUBS HAND ON BALLS/DICK AND RUBS IN PAT'S FACE)

Brady:COCKHAND!

by Clit-Commander April 18, 2009

cocktard

some guy who has a retarded or extremly small penis

girl1:omfg my ex_boyfrend was such a cocktard

by synyster777 January 16, 2009

cockward

acting strange the first time you have gay sex

"yeah steve and i were about to get it on but he was so cockward!!"

by a_scientist April 23, 2009