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twatty mc cockface

any person (or teacher) who is a pain in the *insert rude word here*
by s-to-the-w,w,w,wowza! October 19, 2006
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cockface

a girl you know that loves to have cock in her face 24/7.
ya i know nicky, that bitch is a cockface!
by 1 of those cocks. December 18, 2005
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cockfoster

A person of unscrupulous nature without regard to what is right or honorable. Someone with disingenuous intentions.
by sam necochea July 24, 2008
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Cocktorrent

some one who thinks they know about torrents but is a complete Cock.
Did you hear know it all? What a Cocktorrent
by typoking July 31, 2007
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cockfreeze

when your hot boyfriend (or girlfriend) is near you and you cant have an intelligent conversation because you cant find the words because the thought of sex (conscious or subconscious) is blocking your brain from any cohesive thought process
i was trying to have an intelligent conversation about the crisis in Ukraine when i looked over at my boyfriend and had a cockfreeze and totally forgot what i was going to say.
by whitemomlovzrap April 30, 2014
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cockface

1.) Someone who accepts penis about the mouth.


2.) A derivative of "dickhead"
A fucking asshole
1.) Rosalee is a cockface as she likes penis lobbed in her trap, she also likes it in the turd cuttah but that's not important right now.

Mike likes to play throat yogurt mania in the bathroom of the local rest stop, hence forth mike is cockface.

Rosalee likes playing pin the cock to her forehead at her father's annual rainbow party, she also likes an occasional donkey punch but once again, that's not important right now.

2.)Vladimir is a cockface he smells like a fucking sewer, he wears the same clothes for 5 days straight and he's mean.

Pete slapped Sean in the mouth with his cock, sans permission. This would make Pete a "cockface" for unauthorized forced oral sodomy and running in a parallel effort this would make Sean a "cockface" for having a cock come into contact with his facial region .
by Scooter McScooter February 19, 2009
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cockface

A word used in place of dickface to broaden your oh so important vocabulary of insults
TJ and Chris both act like cockfaces in Yahoo chat.
by Mario - Mar September 21, 2005
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