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Inception Conception

You're Pregnant?!" "Yeah, it was an inception conception!
by WithAnE July 2, 2011
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When a dude does NOT penetrate his virgin girlfriend, but, shoots his load onto her pussy, it does, on rare occasion, result in Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth.
Why did you shoot your load onto her pussy? That was stupid. Now you've had a case of Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth, and you never even fucked her.

No dude, we've got a bunch of TV interviews starting tonight. We're gonna be rich and famous!
by Thomas Flathill March 22, 2009
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Inaccurate Conception

The act of God impregnating Joseph instead of Mary
God-"Shit dude, look what I did, Joseph just looked more appealing."
Mary-"What the hell."
God-"I'm gonna betch slap you, shit bag."
Mary-"Okay"
God-"...It was just some inaccurate conception... NOT!"
by Koniliza Rise February 7, 2007
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Conception

The act of conning a con-man, who is conning a con-man, who is conning a con-man, etc.
Person 1: "Yo dawg, I heard you like cons..."

Person 2: "Yes! I love conception!"
by 6*9=42 January 5, 2013
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sex, conception & pregnancy

when a snake is all alone and lonely and excited he enters a cave. while in the cave he is warm and more excited to he shoots out little snakes everywhere. then the snake comes out. and after about 9 long agonising months all the little snakes come out.
they not only had sex they had sex, conception & pregnancy.
by asir inasub March 3, 2008
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imaculate conception

The faeces immediately after anal sex, coated in semen.
"The world would be a better place if you'd been an imaculate conception"
by pederast December 26, 2008
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immaculate couchception

n. when you are pretty sure that the ratty, smelly, stain-covered couch that you got from a yard sale or found left out on the curb was the true culprit in getting some random girl pregnant, instead of your own fertile loins.
I don't know what Crystal is talking about! I never laid a hand on her! That pregnancy must be the result of an immaculate couchception!!
by Jayson J August 3, 2010
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