cockfosters

1.A train station in london

2.A drink

3.The act of stealing young badgers from their set, bringing them home and raising them as your own.

Lets take the train to cockfosters, call in at the pub for a quick cockfosters and then, when we're cockfostered off our faces, lets cockfoster off to sherwood forrest where we can cockfoster some badgers and cockfoster to the fostercock so we can cockfoster our cockfosters..... Cockfosters.

by monkT1000 September 3, 2008

cockfoster

A person of unscrupulous nature without regard to what is right or honorable. Someone with disingenuous intentions.

Dick Chaney is a definite cockfoster.

by sam necochea July 24, 2008

cockmonster

45 year old drunk chick named Alice that loves to get drunk and suck cock.

Damn, Alice sure was a cockmonster last night at the bar.

by Richard Stiffrod January 7, 2004

Cockjoust

The action in which two fellow males whip their footlong cocks out after one is cockblocked (when a worthy opponent slaps his cock over yours as you’re about to achieve penetration) and engage in a duel of the fate

“Jim came in and cockblocked me when I was about to meet insertion; I had no choice but to formally challenge him to a cockjoust”

by No.ope December 7, 2021

cockbottom

Cockbottom doesn't really have any meaning at all, you can use it any situation good or bad.

But Remember - It's different in meaning from the slang cock bottom

She ate all my cereal, she's a cock person.
Or
Dude I love her so much, she's truly a cockbottom person.
Or
I don't really believe in any religion, cockbottomism is the way to go.

by illusion_dev October 21, 2022

cocktoaster

Someone who toasts cocks (inside their butt).

Oren, you dirty cocktoaster!

by Erok May 30, 2006

cockfoster

Scanky underclassmen that go lurking for cock at college parties.

Looks like we should score tonight with all these cockfosters running around here.

by CSells March 19, 2004