confazzled

NOUN:
1. When the stupidity of one (usually a relative/close friend) has you rethinking life decisions and essential choices
2. When it appears someone's brain cells don't work

VERB (to confazzle)
1. To confuse, baffle, or make someone consider stupid decisions
2. To disgust someone

NOUN:
Saltwater over apple juice? You must be confazzled

VERB:
I think you confazzled me because I don't understand; Stop confazzling me

by Cocoa -MurderRabbitsGroup January 6, 2023

Cockakle

Exotic penile storage bed. Ie. Where you put your cock when you out of town

My side chick is my person cockakle

by Rudebwai91 January 22, 2023

Chips with a side of Cockamole

The man must work at Chipotle for this situation to take place. A fine woman will be placing her order at the local Chipotle. At the conclusion of her order, the man will ask: “Would you like some chips with a side of cockamole?!” The woman will ask if he means guacamole, and the man will counter by showing her what he means (pulls out his girthy chode). This will result in the woman either becoming extremely aroused or a lengthy sexual harassment case.

Big Easy: Yo T-bag, I had some nice authentic Mexican food with my chick last night. The chips and guacamole were tremendous. Really hit the spot.

Stoney: Dawg, I gave this smoking chick at chipotle some chips with a side of cockamole. Really hit her spot if ya know what I mean ;)

Big Easy: T-bag... you are the most savage mofo in the galaxy.

by Stoney69 January 25, 2019