cockatoot

Dick Farts

When Peter pissed, he cockatooted!

by Bichee July 13, 2021

cockadoodledoo syndrome

The curious but common delusion that befalls some young men upon entering a workplace that consists of 95% women. The male in question responds by deluding himself that all his female colleague are there for his personal amusement and/or dating prospects, or they, in his mind, assume the role of his mother e.g. becoming useful for doing his share of the workload or laundry. Treatment consists of human growth hormone, a dose of reality; but in some cases can cause termination from employment for sexual harrassment.

Male with delusion, on phone: "...yeah. I love that game, it's awesome."

Female colleague: "Feel like doing some work, Paul? We're really busy."

Male: "Nah, I'm leaving in about an hour." (Goes back to phone conversation)

Female, to female colleage: "Looks like we have another case of cockadoodledoo syndrome..."

by mfhuohikm October 11, 2010

cockarooni

The extra skin at the base of a saggy cock.

Did you see that huge cockarooni hanging off that dude?

by Fluffer_Nutter March 2, 2009

cockapoop

The poo from a rooster.

Where did all this cockapoop come from ?

by Dan Sarmento May 24, 2003

Cockpooning

The art of "harpooning" a fat chick with your cock.

Jerry: hey man, see that girl over there?
Scott: ya, the bigger one? She's a total babe
Jerry: I thought so too, I took her home from the bar last night and ended up cockpooning her all night long!

by cockwhore02 November 10, 2010

cockazool

(n) - of or pertaining to the word... cock, penis, dick

(n) - sometimes used to refer to one of your friends, pals, boys, etc

Yo cockazool, what's goin on?

This random girl came up to me in the club and grabbed my cockazool.

Stop bein a cockazool.

by Don Scadeech November 18, 2011

Cockatooth

Someone with a rotten tooth and their breath smells like shit.

I met a girl last night who was fine as hell but she opened her mouth and I realized she was a cockatooth!

by Reena718 September 21, 2013