The Corkscrew

Cross your fingers, middle over index. Twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired orifice. With practice, you'll have the effectiveness of a drill press and within weeks you'll be able to bore through wood.

"I've been practicing my corkscrew a lot the past few weeks. I got hired as a carpenter."

by Long Island August 15, 2004

corkscrew

a sexual maneuver that women love. It is when you pull enough of your penis out of the pussy to get a hand on, grab your shaft, whilst still inside the female, and grind your cock Around inside her like a corkscrew. If the penis is long enough the woman should be rather satisfied.

guy #1: damn man! What happened to your back? It looks as if you've been mauled by a mountain lion!!

Guy#2: nah man. It's nothing like that..... I nailed the old lady with the corkscrew last night. As u can see, she loved it.

Guy #1: aah!

by reverend sparks April 26, 2009

Corkscrew

When a female lays flat on their back, the male then lays down on top of her and inserts his penis into her pussy and spins around like bayblade.

Yo, I just corkscrewed that girl last night, and she orgasmed like a champagne bottle bro.

by 🐻 April 2, 2020

Salty corkscrew

1) The act of pouring salt onto one's penis before penetrating someone anally and twisting them around, using the inserted penis (the "salty corkscrew") as a pivot.

2) One who engages the act of giving another a salty corkscrew.

I gave her a salty corkscrew the other day. It wasn't half bad.

by Montgomery Ashburner June 23, 2009

The Venetian Corkscrew

Sex move where a guy flips the girl he's fucking from her back (i.e missionary) to her front (i.e. doggy-style) while staying inside her.

Guy 1: Dude, switching positions during sex always takes so long, and it kills the mood!
Guy 2: Nah, man, just use The Venetian Corkscrew on her pussy, and she'll be cumming her ears off in no time.

by Squidslimer October 30, 2020

cockscientious

adjective to describe someone who has a pushy do-gooder attitude.

Betty: "Jon, you should recycle that coffee cup. Let's all try to save the environment together!"
Jon: "Oh Betty, you are so cockscientious!"

by cockscientious objector May 8, 2008

conscrewed

Misconstrued in a way that is detrimental to the original intent.

The protesters message was conscrewed because people misunderstood and then were offended.

First usage by Larry Fitzgerald on CNBC squawk box at 8:30am on Friday, February 2nd, 2018.

by cmaker May 4, 2018