Cockmongler

A male/female who can not go more than 20 min within the vicinity of their significant other, without having to touch his dick.

Cockmongler

by Sideburnsmagee February 26, 2010

Cockmonster

A man usually with a beard and crooked teeth who loves to perform felatio on other males. The cock monster is a sub species of homo cock suckus.

Man this guy at a bar just got beat with a high heel.

He probably tried to steal that chicks boyfriend.

Yeah what a cockmonster

by Lifeofriley55 April 22, 2011

cockmaster general

Like a cockmaster, but on the grandest scale possible.

Stop pissing around you cockmaster general.

by Pete October 18, 2004

Cockmas

When a male so broke he’s got no money to buy Christmas gifts so he offers up his cock for gifting sexual pleasures. Alternatively, a male or female are so broke that they offer to service a male’s cock for gift giving purposes.

This covid killed my Christmas so it’s cockmas this year. I know my uncle will certainly enjoy this gift.

I didn’t have any money to get my boyfriend a gift this year so we celebrated cockmas instead. I choked his pole and he railed me like a two dollar slut.

by Dick Onchin December 22, 2020

cockmaster

master of male chickens

Farmer Brown was the biggest cockmaster in the land.

by kwazoo May 17, 2006

cockmonger

One who loves and worships the cock so much, that they can summon it at great will

"That bitch is such a cockmonger!"

by Seth March 23, 2005

cockmaster

The type of person who cares only for their own needs and wants. One who thinks they will get their way by being a bigger pain in the ass than the next person. Origin: approx. 6-7 yrs in mainstream culture via The "South Park" movie

"That guy just cut in line for the bathroom!" "What a Cockmaster"

by NITERAT April 25, 2005