Cockupied

Describing a situation in which a girl is speaking with a man other than yourself. The girl is occupied by a cock, cockupied.

Hey George, why aren't you talking to Laura?

Ahh shucks Dick, she's cockupied by that asshole Donald!

by The Supporter July 21, 2008

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Cockuppied

When a girl's vagina is taken by her boyfriend's cock and is not having sex with anyone else. Normally she'll always be with her boyfriend and has no time for her friends. She is occupied by her boyfriend, aka, cockuppied.

I really fancy Lynn.. ju think I have a chance?

No man, she's cockuppied

by nyawww February 26, 2011

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cockupy

When a girl brings a friend over and you have a GOOD friend occupy the friend while you get your freak on with the other girl.

Hey dude, will you cockupy her for a bit, i need me some.

by Will tje June 26, 2006

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cockupied

Occupied by being in the midst of any sex acts involving the penis.

I tried calling him to confirm our lunch plans but he was cockupied.

by outhouse April 13, 2009

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Maximum Cockupancy

The maximum number of men that a woman is willing to date or to have sexual relations with at the same time.

You should reach out to Katie, she's only seeing 3 guys, and she has a maximum cockupancy of 6.

by Dick Fucking Diggler July 31, 2020

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cockups

An exercise conducted in the way of a normal pushup, but utilizing only the penis instead of both arms.

I have a very large penis... it is because of all the cockups I do.

I'd like to do cockups on that girl. Damnnn.

As a 60 year old man, the doctor suggested I use Viagra. Being a naturalist, I chose to do cockups instead.

by Nave Nedrob March 8, 2009

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