macaulay caulking

the effect on your insides,when you drink them raisin dry with lots of cheap whiskey (preferably The Great Macaulay Premium Scotch Whiskey 40 % Vol.)

A: Do you still have that horrible stomachache?!
B: It will be over soon, because tonight's gonna be macaulay caulking

by ChrisRiot December 18, 2012

chulksmack

The act of (in most cases) a snowboard slamming down on a rail creating a "chulk" noise similar to hitting two long, hollow, metal rails together

JP's chulksmack can be heard for miles

by some idiot June 9, 2005

Macaulay Culkin

To call someone on the phone.

"I'll Macaulay Culkin you around 9."

by Nick 416 October 8, 2007

Caulk the Wagon

The act of pulling out during sexual intercourse (anal or vaginal) and ejaculating along the crack of the ass. Can be used alone or in combination with the Dirty Sanchez, the Tony Danza, the donkey punch, as a climax to the alligator fuckhouse, etc. depending on the level of frustration and/or kinkiness involved.

That bitch didn't want a creampie, so I caulked her wagon instead. Afterwards she floated in the bathtub. You would have thought she was on her way to Oregon. Caulk the wagon or ford it? I chose the former.

by Tyrone Biggums Brother January 26, 2009

Crulk

Crulk derives from the two root words 1."Chris" as in the first of the Bloodline 4(Crulk, CobbleMan Tha Cobbla and the Twister Twins), aka the namebringer, aka Christopher Dailey ;
2."Hulk"gamma radiated scientist Bruce banner

I'd be careful if I were you, you aren't gonna like Crulk when he's angry

by Vanechi22 April 24, 2020

Culking

(verb) to strategically visit a location (predominantly coffee shops, cafes, or bars) with the intention of finding a significant other or mate. This is typically done to begin conversation or gain the attention of an employee or regular customer that of the establishment.

Alex can’t come to the gym, he’s busy culking at the new coffee shop and pretending to work.

Maddy goes to Java Joint to study so Scott has been culking there.

by Bubbabooie March 3, 2022

rory culkin

similar personality

1) girlish-looking boy everyone dotes on
2) boyish-looking girl everyone hates

opposite gender responses to the two variants of rory culkin:
girl to male rory: OMMGGGG rory ur sooo cute!!! mssg me back!!!! it's been forevvan!!!
boy to female rory: i have to use the bathroom, bye whory

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019