Clutterfunk

The level in Geometry Dash that makes me want to clutterfuck myself.

Person 1: "Have you passed Clutterfunk yet?"
Person 2: "No, I got 96 f***ing percent on it"

by MilkywayGalaxy 420 October 8, 2021

Clitterference

1. The female version of cockblocking.
2. The act of someone preventing two (or more) people from having sexual relations.

"Aw, man! Last night, just when I was about to go down on Sheila, fuckin' Becky just had to knock on the door to run clitterference!"

by CoffeeC4f February 17, 2018

Clucterfuck

Fucking 30 or more chickens within 10 minutes

Damnit my husband has been out clucterfucking again

by Kool Duck November 6, 2020

Walking Clusterfuck

A person who has an almost infallible ability to fuck up anything they set their hands or minds to. See clusterfuck

Looking at the American Economy and the state of Iraq, one can only come to the conclusion that Dublya is a walking clusterfuck

by yv July 8, 2004

clusterfluff

when things are going horribly wrong, and you're surrounded by children or people you can't swear around, this is the clusterfluff!

when the third child pooed his pants, Amy realized that her job had quickly turned into a clusterfluff!

by W0rdSm1th123 April 15, 2011

Argentinian Clusterfuck

Getting caught after telling people that you're going to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, but really you're in Argentina having an affair.

SC Gov. Mark Sanford found himself in an Argentinian Clusterfuck, after having told his family, aides and political allies that he was hiking the Appalachian Trail, held a press conference to admit that he was actually in Argentina having an affair.

by Sanford2012NOT June 24, 2009

colonel clusterfuck

someone who is in charge but should'nt be because they are not fit for the job and always fuck things up

everything was going good until colonel clusterfuck came in and fucked it all up again.

by j son May 25, 2009