Clusterfuckers

Clusterfuckers: the uniquely American response to the COVID-19 Pandemic; whereby large groups of flag-waving, Constitution-citing, conservative rednecks assert their “right” to gather en masse with no regard for social distancing or face coverings when in actuality said clusterfuckers have never read the Constitution nor understand what’s actually written in the document.

Tom: Did you see all those clusterfuckers at the Trump rally?
Dave: Yeah! It’s the latest trending COVID-19 hotspot now. Stupid clusterfuckers!

by Seamus Teague August 9, 2020

unmitigated clusterfuck

A term used to describe an extremely dire situation or where events have not gone the intended way.

"I cant believe it. This orgy is a complete unmitigated clusterfuck!"

by TheMightyFlam September 11, 2015

Taiwan bus clusterfuck

Traffic congestion caused by 2 or more Taiwan public buses blocking a multi-lane road. This is usually caused by one or more buses using the inside lane unnecessarily, even though there are frequent bus stops. Reasons bus drivers choose to use the inside lane vary and include, but are not limited to:

- trying to leap frog the bus in front of them
- attempting to pass a slow driver
- desire to be closer to the "front of the line" while stopped at a red light
- incompetence
- being born with a small penis

I could drive to work so much faster if it wasn't for all those Taiwan bus clusterfucks on Bei Xin Road

by King Xavier August 7, 2012

Clusterfrump

The act of becoming increasingly frumpy due to the intense frumpiness of those around you. This type of behavior is often observed in rural areas, such as rural New England, where dullness, plainness and a lack of fashion sense give way to an extremely high accepted level of frump.

Wow, I just took a trip back to New Hampshire and it was a total clusterfrump! I couldn't believe how much L.L. Bean catalogue action I saw!

by Hypocrash July 9, 2010

Unholy German Clusterfuck

A far more accurate name given to the historical mess of states that made up the "Holy Roman Empire". Often shortened to the HRE, the Holy Roman Empire was a collection of states that made what is now Germany and northern Italy, neither of those include the city of Rome so that's one strike, the Protestant reformation basically split the HRE in two so that's another strike. Lastly there was never any real semblance of Imperial Authority and it was just a huge clusterfuck for most of it's existence. 3 Strikes and your out.

Me: Google, search up the Holy Roman Empire.
Google: Did you mean Unholy German Clusterfuck?

by CharleMAIM April 18, 2018

Mongolian Clusterfuck

A generally futile attempt to solve a problem by throwing more people at it rather than more expertise. Frequently applied to Microsoft's programming techniques.

by Paradoxy42 August 11, 2003

clusterfuck

Traditionally/originally of military origin.

Today, however, "clusterfuck" is commonly used to descriptively generalize any situation with a large scale of disarray.

possibly synonyms: mess, disaster

1. "Well, that concert was a clusterfuck."
2. "Did you see the clusterfuck of a traffic jam on Main St.?"
3. "That house party turned into a giant clusterfuck once those cops showed up!"

by Pat N. April 11, 2006