cluck norris

a chickin that kicks ass

holy shit did you see cluck norris kick that kids ass

by dickvill November 2, 2008

Clucker Fucker

Someone who either dates or is married to a crack head, can also be used as an insult.

You are so fat you'd be lucky to be a clucker fucker and like it!

by Xombygod January 19, 2009

Chuska

the pointed tip of your childhood "blanky"

"mommy, I want my chuska" says the crying child to his/her mother.

by ekta_y August 22, 2011

Cluster Buster

A person who treats the medical condition of cluster headaches by using hallucinogenic substances, especially shrooms.

I used to suffer a lot with cluster headaches, but since I became a Cluster Buster I haven't had a single headache.

by JJA December 22, 2004

cluster waiting to fuck

A large or obviously sham filled situation that is doomed to failure, but much like the lemmings you can do nothing to stop it. Just hope when you encounter it in the wild that you are a voyeur and not a participant.

Johnny could obviously tell that the lemmings' summer retreat seminar and the Acapulco cliff diving competition was a cluster waiting to fuck and luckily he brought lube and a tripod.

by Stimmy & The Riffler October 8, 2008

Buzz-Cluck

A spicy saturday night ritual involving tabasco sauce, lots of ranch dressing, and six dudes in a circle chewin' and jerkin' chicken on a table

I wasn't sure how much to tip the guy for buzz-clucking 'cause he paid for the sauce

by Riley "Hella Ugly" Cluckerwood August 6, 2011

Cluster-fucked

When you go to Miami University (of Ohio not Florida you fucktards) as an honors student, you sign up for a cluster of 2-3 classes in a topic you kinda choose (you make a list of preferences of clusters over the summer and most likely you won't get the one you want and get a crappy one you don't like and half of the original clusters you choose from get ELIMINATED!), then you are cluster-fucked.

Or when your cluster forces you to take a certain route in your academic career to avoid wasting class space in later semesters (even if you end up not liking the cluster classes or topics you are in) you have been CLUSTER-FUCKED.

You're a Math major in a seminar for chemistry majors? Wow, you got cluster-fucked!

I wanted to take physics classes for my major, but because I was cluster-fucked I have to take chemistry classes instead.

I signed up for one cluster, but I got cluster-fucked into another one I don't like.

Miami is cluster-fucking me.

by PRAOCH October 13, 2009