Colorado Cum Clobber

The act of ejaculating in a condom, filling said condom with a gas (such as carbon dioxide) and exploding it on someone as a prank.

Dipshit 1: Dude, did you see how I hit Charles with a Colorado Cum Clobber?
Dipshit 2: Yeah! That was sick!

by t4zyl February 3, 2026

clabber cod

A person (normally male) that is really clumsy, fumble fingered, or just can't do anything correctly.

That dude is such a clabber cod, I bet he has a hard time wipeing his own ass!

by Kreigh January 5, 2005

clubber lange

(verb) clubber lange. To deliver a hefty punch, usually a hook, often to the larynx, but mostly to the chin.

I'm gonna clubber lange that chump!

by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008

Clabber Boy

Tony George, owner and president of the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. Also known as the Idiot Grandson.

Clabber Boy is the Idiot Grandson.

by Rex Karz September 26, 2003

Crobber

A person who, despite thinking otherwise, has no natural talent in any ground whatsoever.

"Can he rap?"
"Nah never he's a total crobber"

by yomanamesjoe April 14, 2010

Clober

A contraction of clean and sober. Used as a derogatory term to describe those that are too stupid to understand the difference between clean OR sober and the fact that they are not interchangeable but rather each is a distinct term used by unaffiliated programs.

This anda is clober!

by Dewe March 3, 2019

strip clubber

A male or female who is addicted to strip clubs and strippers.

The strip clubber frequents strip clubs at least once every two weeks or more and is armed with a wallet full of twenty dollar bills and one dollar bills for tipping the strippers and for lap dances.

by Cynthia M. Davis April 17, 2007