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Stupid O’Clock

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Sex O'Clock

Sex O'clock which was founded on the 7th of November 2013 by the mysterious professors P. Clark and G. Savile. The religion focuses on 2 very important times of the day and those are sadly unknown to the public. However the known facts are that there are 4 ruling gods- Felix Ferne the god of mental health, Jake Riles the god of masculinity and sports, Sam Conte the god of women and skate boarding and Andy Lau the god of being Andy. It is known that Sam Conte and his amazing, underrated girlfriend Mia rule the first important time of the day whereas Felix and Jake rule the last important time of the day with the nickname Jelix (which is prayed to)
Although few rules of the religion are known one is very important to the founders and that is that any Ellen loving qualities or gushing about Ellen does result in either punishment or being kicked out of the group.

The religion is linked with the award winning TV show 'nowhere boys'.

HOW TO BECOME PART OF THE GROUP:
It is unknown how many members are part of the group however it is speculated that the religion has raked in almost half a million followers but this is all just a theory and we may never know the answer.

It is unknown on how to enter the religion but some ex-followers of the religion have stated that it is based on your star sign (with Leos and Libras being a big no no) but it could just be based on how the leaders are feeling that day.
"Happy Sex O'Clock my fellow horn dogs."

"Sex O'clock is dawning."
by AlmightyJelix69 February 2, 2021
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asshole o'clock

1) A time during the day wherein an inconvenient event occurs at the most inopportune moment
2) The point in time at work where you're about to close when something happens that sets your work back a considerable amount.
Person 1: "Dude, did you hear the news?"
Person 2: "No..."
Person 1: "We close in less than half an hour and that group of 30 that canceled their reservation have decided to show up, so they're probably not going to order for another 20 minutes."
Person 2: "Yeah... You can definitely tell its asshole o'clock"
by LamentedSoul August 3, 2011
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5 o'clock shadow

Short beard stubble on a man's face that has grown since the morning shave, usually experienced towards the end of the day.
Can be used to describe a man who looks scruffy, overworked/tired, hung-over or rugged.

"Rough night last night? Got that 5 o'clock shadow."
by StephenCarr October 19, 2005
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clock the spook

Drag slang: To recognize the person you are looking at is in fact a drag queen, and not a biological woman.
(At a drag show)
RJ: Where is Wally?
Marshawn: He just walked by.
RJ: I did not clock the spook.
by Bennit Glass April 8, 2015
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Guyological Clock

The progression or time period between puberty to permanent bacherlorhood marking a man’s marriageability.
John is only 42 years old and I want to fix you up with him before his guyological clock expires and he becomes a permanent bachelor!
by Paige F. Enimore April 21, 2010
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Shot Clock

A dating concept referring to the unofficial amount of time an individual (typically a man) has to admit any feelings possessed for someone (a female) he is romantically or sexually interested in. Once the "shot clock" runs out, the person typically loses interest and the opportunity to get with them is lost altogether.
The shot clock is ticking, he's about to miss out.

Why is he waiting so long to shoot his shot? His clock is about to run out, I'm tired of waiting.

If John doesn't shoot his shot, I'm gonna ghost him and see if Sam wants to shoot his shot.
by BigDaddyDefinitions May 5, 2020
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