Jane: Hey Jenny, have you heard of clitter?
Jenny: No, what is it!?!
Jane: This awesome glitter that makes my lower region sparkle!
Jenny: No, what is it!?!
Jane: This awesome glitter that makes my lower region sparkle!
by Anonymystery July 13, 2010
Get the Clitter mug.A mixture of vaginal fluid and anal secretions in the chode creating a cluster f*ck of moisture and guck. Smell can be related to when you open a can of tuna and squeeze out the juice. If you bottled that juice and let it ferment and curddle.
by Big Mama Trish September 25, 2009
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(n.) Any individual that lives in a place with stacks of magazines and huge newspaper piles strewn about the living room. Some clutter sluts also have glass top tables covered with cheap dusty glass figurines. Most clutter sluts are either faggots or grandmothers.
Hey, Darryl! After I cornholed your grandmother last night, I barely sneaked out through the living room. Tell that clutter slut to throw some of that fuckin' shit in the trash!
"Oh, Bruce, you have a marvelous china cabinet!" said Steve. "Oh, it's nothing, Steve. I'm really just a first class A-1 clutter slut."
"Oh, Bruce, you have a marvelous china cabinet!" said Steve. "Oh, it's nothing, Steve. I'm really just a first class A-1 clutter slut."
by Rob Porter March 16, 2008
Get the clutter slut mug.Common symptom in males of all ages. Occurs when there could a small mess somewhere around the house and guys do not seem to notice this mess at all, even when told to clean it up.
"Why didn't you pick up those towels on the stairs Michael?"
"I didn't see them when I got home."
"What are you...clutter blind? They have been there for 2 days"
"I didn't see them when I got home."
"What are you...clutter blind? They have been there for 2 days"
by 810glenbrook January 31, 2008
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I got in trouble last night from the wife, after that stripper rubbed her pussy in my face, and covered me in her clitter.
by Lazzy September 17, 2012
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