Person/People that hangs around someone (usually a hot chick) all the time in an attempt to get a date, number, ITM, etc.
by CP November 18, 2004
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guy 2: "oh shit!!! gutted cuz!! i get the meanest poo clingers after i eat curry aye"
guy 1: "i have the hairiest crack ever man.. whenever i take a shit the poo just lingers gee.. i need to like take a shower and wash my ass thoroughly to get rid of my shitty crack"
guy 2: "WOW! way too much information there bro.. you should of just stopped at worst poo clingers..."
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guy 2: "oh shit!!! gutted cuz!! i get the meanest poo clingers after i eat curry aye"
guy 1: "i have the hairiest crack ever man.. whenever i take a shit the poo just lingers gee.. i need to like take a shower and wash my ass thoroughly to get rid of my shitty crack"
guy 2: "WOW! way too much information there bro.. you should of just stopped at worst poo clingers..."
AWKWARD
by pooclinger September 10, 2010
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Portmanteau of clingy and cringe
A text message that makes you sick when you read it and is not appropriate to the relationship of the two texters
A text message that makes you sick when you read it and is not appropriate to the relationship of the two texters
by Carolsclinge February 6, 2018
Get the Clingey mug.The state, usually long-term, of being a closet homosexual that is beyond the usual level of gay and is too much of a pussy to come out of the closet. This person is usually very angry at the world because he/she has not yet advanced to being able to be a sexual accurate being.
Larry asked his girlfriend for anal sex on such a consistent basis it became clear to her he was a closet clinger.
"Oh for Christ's sake, I wish Jim would just stop closet clinging and stop using my sister as a ploy to come across as heterosexual" (friend repilies) "Fuck yeah, he's always such a moody bitch every time our family gets together I wish he would just stop closet clinging too!"
"Get outta my ass you dirty closet clinger"
"Oh for Christ's sake, I wish Jim would just stop closet clinging and stop using my sister as a ploy to come across as heterosexual" (friend repilies) "Fuck yeah, he's always such a moody bitch every time our family gets together I wish he would just stop closet clinging too!"
"Get outta my ass you dirty closet clinger"
by Squeaked Moose October 21, 2011
Get the closet clinger mug.When someone asks you for a picture of your homework for a class and you send them the homework. Within the next few days they'll text you continuously for homework from other classes. The end result is this person being a homework clinger, and they're difficult to get rid of. Never send someone homework outside of your friends circle, or beware of the homework clinger.
Jed: I just sent this girl a picture of my homework. Does that mean she likes me?
Rodrigo: No. It just means she's a homework clinger.
Rodrigo: No. It just means she's a homework clinger.
by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016
Get the Homework Clinger mug.over attached guy or girl that constantly needs to be texting, talking, or with someone at all times.... aka kyle blair
by sara burns January 2, 2009
Get the stage five clinger mug.(Noun) a person who people become easily attached and attracted to. A clingette is someone who does not want the admiration or affection from their clinger
Either everyone is a stage 5 clinger or I am a clingette.
Careful now you might go from being the clingette to the clinger with this person
Careful now you might go from being the clingette to the clinger with this person
by Chim richalds July 23, 2018
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