jack clinch

A Jack Clinch usually has a rather small penis (2-3inches) with a fod the size of mount everest.

Jack Clinch

by Jack, Clinch, Jack Clinch October 21, 2014

clinche

To gain something out of greatness

Edwardo-Man we've been bustin our asses off in this badmitten game lets just call it quits

Shaniqua-Man forget that ima clinche this game you watch.

by eric December 12, 2003

Clinchinator

A cyborg composed of adamantium and other metals, it runs soley upon the force of pure evil. It is an enemy of the George Mossessian and Detranova creatures, and is capable of sending high-pitched blasts of sound through concrete walls.

I can compare it to the Ethodemon, the Tessier, and the Roadman.

by detranova December 2, 2003

clinchpoop

A tight ass ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Man that dude is such a clinchpoop.

by STONER DUDE August 15, 2006

Clinch

One who is physically as well as mentally fucked and cannot complete everyday tasks such as walking, driving, talking or wiping his ass.

Emmet: Hey Bow did you Clinch?
Bow: Yeah i took a steamy shit on his bonnet.
Emmet: Nice man, nice.
Bow: Yeah he's a beanbag

by yourabeanbag June 18, 2009

Clinkhamwood

Clinkhamwood or 'Clink' as its refered to as the locals is a sub urban area within St Helens, Merseyside. it is situated near Carmil and is an infamous settlement. Clinkhamwood is known to inhabited by vandels, gangsters, phychos, thugs, chavs, thieves, murderers etc. It is commonly over run with poilce enforcers patrolling the area by law. it has had several illegal and dangerous incidents within the past week, hell by the time you have finsihed reading this some one in clinkhamwood will of know doubt been slaughtered. it has been voted by the Merseyside public as the 'Roughest Place on Earth' and has recently claimed a guiness world record for the most stabbings in one minute a record which was previously held by Brooklyn New York. it however has had sitings of various gun incidents a unfortunatly the people who sited them sadly where victoms. all in all Clinkhamwood is a dangerous area and is advised to keep away from it at all times

Clink Resident: Hey have you seen any police around here?
Pedestrian: No
Clink Resident: Good! well stick em up!

Trevor McDonald: You know that a place is rough when you see 10 police cars parked up and no Doughnut Shop

Wounded Man: i witnessed my first ever drive by from a car window when i visited clink and i was only there to pick up my AK-47

OJ Simpson: n i thought i was bad till i visited Clinkhamwood

by Steve Grahams July 12, 2009

clinched fist

The term used to discribe the tightness of a girls pussy. Usually very tight in nature, like a clinched fist.

"Damn, that shit's tighter than a clinched fist."

by Brad Lud March 17, 2008