clam jam

(n.) - the female version of a cock block; when a girl sabotages another girl's attempt to get some.

"This guy was hitting on me last night and asked me home, but Cara was being super clingy and made me leave with her instead; whatta clam jam!"

by garry larry July 25, 2013

clam sword

Not showering after having unprotected sex aka having a dirty penis with pussy juice still on it.

I banged this chick raw dog last night, and I still haven't showered...I have some serious clam sword going on right now"

by hugecocknballs81 August 1, 2011

Clam man

A man who is extraordinaraly good at having sexual intercourse with multiple women in the same evening, often using his wits and intellect to lure them in his bed.

Jon: Did you see how many bitchs Randy pulled outta the club last night? Uncle Jesse: What did you expect he's the clam man.

by Amazon36 October 13, 2008

Clamhamper

A Clamhamper is a woman that doesn't let her female friends score with guys by blocking her friend's game.

Essentially this is the female version of "Cockblocker"

1. "I was at the club and Lizzy was being a real clamhamper with this cute guy I was talking to. I ended up leaving alone."

"Damn, that really sucks!"

2. "Dude I so was talking to this girl but when it came time to leave her big fat friend came over and grabbed her hand and dragged her away."

"What a clamhamper"

by LosDogTJBat February 3, 2010

Clam rod

Also referred to as dick, cock, penis, ram rod, tree trunk, shift stick, or clit stick. It's a boner that is in a pussy at least 8 hours a day. Also when ur dick smells like old lady clam chower

Person one: Dude my dick is in ur mom all day every day till she dies.

Person 2: man ur such a clam rod
Ex2
Person 1: man I did this old cougar last night and now I have a clam rod

by JVND Inc. August 24, 2010

swamp clam

when a girls vag is sweaty and wetter than a swamp

Jamie: damn Sam i have major swamp clam after running that mile in P.E.

Sam: me to Jamie.

by broski12 September 25, 2009

dirt clam

When a glob of ejaculate lands on bare earth, and, it takes on the shape and jiggly opacity of clam meat or other general edible mollusks.

'Hey Bro-ham, let's go shoot some dirt clams!'

'Let's do this!

'*splurch*'
'*shplerch*'
'Mine went 2" farther than yours. You owe me a drink dude. '

by Analinguist November 7, 2015