Facebook Certifiable

The process where you can tell just how nuts someone really is just by the whacked out Facebook status updates they put up.

Dude 1- "Wow that girl is hot as hell. I'm going to go talk to her."

Dude 2- "Watch out man, she's Facebook certifiable. She's a real nut job. Proceed at your own risk."

by O.G. Junior Mint May 29, 2015

chonga++ certification

A certification given to chongas for their skills as being chongas.

Hey, did you hear that Maria just got her chonga++ certification?

by SiLentThReaD October 6, 2008

certified banger

Used to describe something that is really good, usually a song. Sometimes used to describe somebody you think is good looking.

"Yo, listen to this song, it's a certified banger!"

Person 1: "Did you see that girl?"

Person 2: "Yeah, she was a certified banger for sure."

by rereret December 2, 2010

Certified smacka

A real ass nigga a real hitta

That nigga a certified smacka boi

by Kodak blacky boo September 8, 2017

Certy guy effect

When a person with a lot of respect and notoriety (a certy guy) is around and people who are usually quiet decide to act hard and beg them to impress and gain their respect.

THE CERTY GUY EFFECT:
A regular guy: “That guy looks like Henry the eighth”
Everyone: *cricket noises*
Certy guy: “hey that guy looks like Henry the eighth”

Everyone: “HAHAHAHHAHA SOOO FUNNNY YOU LEGEND WOW HOW DID YOU NOTICE THAT HAHAHAHAHHA CAN I SUCK YOU D**K!!!”

by Mattmatt88282 October 20, 2018

certified straight sexual

a group of gay middle schoolers that do stupid shit at the lunch table and in playstation parties

Hey, that kid looks so gay, he is probably a certified straight sexual!!!!!

by Peenish 3.0 Official November 25, 2022

fa certain

to ensure, agree, or ask something, like for real or mos def

-She's hella sexy
-fa certain

by C-Hud September 6, 2005