st cletus

this school is absolute trash and utter bull shit. each year at least 5 teachers are fired bc of the students complaints and the homework is unbearable. also, everyone at cletus is a hoe and is desperate for a gf/bf and dates like 30 ppl from other schools around la grange because no one at cletus is attractive. but that’s not all. the popular group at cletus is BULL SHIT. these girls think they’re popular yet half of them don’t have a phone yet, none of them are pretty (besides like 3 of them), none of them can get a boyfriend, their parties are trash, they dress like 8 year old jojo siwa wannabe girls (kinda), they’re really cringey, and they wouldn’t be considered popular anywhere else. so if ur still thinking about going to this school..YOU WILL REGRET IT bc none of the cletus kids are shit whatsoever and everyone out of cletus dislikes them.

friend 1:doesn’t she go to st cletus?

friend 2: oh yeah, i’m pretty sure she’s one of the “popular girls”
friend 1: BAHAHA OH MY GOD SHE LOOKS LIKE A VSCO GIRL WANNABE HOLY SHIT THATS SO SAD

friend 2: yeah ik, cletus kids are wack asf

by anonymous kid who hates cletus September 23, 2019

yetus the cletus

a way of saying oh my goodness this is bootiful or can be used as a nick name for someone who like flamingo and has mastered the yeet can aslo be used in other ways :)

Yetus the cletus come see these birds there so cool

by Yetus the Cletus August 29, 2019

Clousy

A verb telling about a person who is both clumsy and also loud at the same time.

The slutty girl is very clousy

by My name August 27, 2004

cloused

When you have a best friend who is no longer allowed to talk to you because of their boyfriend or girlfriend.

"Have you heard from Simoana lately?"

"Nah, she's been full-on cloused, too".

by kellogg2185 October 6, 2016

clouse

a very foolish or douche like person

somebody that falls over accidentally or does something to that effect is a clouse

Madden you clouse!

by James "I'm so much better than nelson brew" Madden May 7, 2007

Cletus

froggy

cletus froggy

by Notcletus September 8, 2019

cletus

one who drives a drag weapon in example a toyota corolla,one who has benitle herpes in his hands from bashing the bishop,one who milks bulls and puts the milk on his rice bubbles,one who listens to vengaboys on his audio strada 40x4 extreamly loud car stereo

by ewok July 28, 2003