well kids, here are the steps of meat cleaving. but first, you need to make sure you have the necessary ingredients: a rubber hammer, and a willing participant. Now, you simply take the hammer and continuely tenderize the participant's holes. until they bleed uncontrollably. after that you may go enjoy some falopian dinner.
i was at the market. and i saw this girl i totally wanted to go meat cleaving with.....and then we did.
by jahdsk August 13, 2007
Get the Meat Cleavingmug. by Your Rock God September 25, 2007
Get the Cleaving the llamamug. Louise: Wow this cookie is so dry and delicious!
Mary: Just don't be too messy when you eat it - you don't want any cleave-crumbs.
Mary: Just don't be too messy when you eat it - you don't want any cleave-crumbs.
by mikkimouse15 November 22, 2011
Get the cleave-crumbmug. I went to work, not realizing my shirt was as low cut as it was. I crossed my arms and looked down, and was like "OMG I am cleaving out!"
by Queen of Cleave March 20, 2011
Get the Cleaving Outmug. by Spoodge McDuck December 29, 2020
Get the New Year’s Cleavemug. a civilized term for the sex act in which a woman allows a man to thrust his penis between her breasts; titty-fucking.
Man: I find it very easy to get off when the white dragon cleaves the mountains.
Woman: . . .what?
Man: I like titty-fucking.
Woman: . . .what?
Man: I like titty-fucking.
by WhiteDragonTamer January 12, 2012
Get the White Dragon Cleaves the Mountainsmug. When a man wears a suit, he is instantly more attractive. As to when a women shows even the tiniest amount of cleavage, she is instantly more noticeably and attractive, usually to the opposite sex.
You a 5 out of 10? Having trouble getting the ladies to notice you? Suit up, get your man cleave on! No woman can resist a man in fine looking suit.
by Fevenis September 24, 2011
Get the Man cleavemug.