Clarted

When someone is tackled forcefully or when they are punched very hard in the face.

Ethan Clarted Thomas in house rugby with that tackle.

by E.Than101 December 16, 2019

Bass Clarinet Player

Usually, a bass clarinet player is a misunderstood, but very useful instrument in a band. Higher than a bari sax, but lower than a tenor sax, the bass clarinet player is the median in a low reed section. Not too high, not too low.

Band Director 1:We need more bari.
Bd 2:We need more tenor.
Bd 3:Nah, both would be over-kill. We need something in between.
Bd 1:We could add some bass clarinets player...
All:YES!

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Our tubas suck, so what do we do? Add more bass clarinets.

-Bass Clarinet Player explanation of what happens to tubas that suck

by Phantom034` November 3, 2008

bass clarinet

The best damn instrument in the whole band. Way better than a clarinet. Usually plays the same music as the tubas.

Woah, I really respect that guy, even though hes in the band he still plays the most awsomeest instrument, the bass clarinet.

by Nick3561 April 3, 2008

clarize

beautiful

sarcastic

amazing

salty
wonderful

caring
unstable

gorgeous

pretty
cute
gr8 friend

clarize is an all around amazing person that can help through any situation and is a great friend

“clarize is the best person i know”
“i have a friend named clarize and she’s a joy to be around”

by RoseBubbleTea May 19, 2018

A Moment Of Clarity

The shittiest metal core band in Massachusetts. Band members consisting of Vibhor Sharma as vocalist, Peter as guitarist, Kevin Landers as bassits and main fatass, JV as second guitarist, and Conor Deer as drums. With cheesy tag line "Girl you DTF?" this band screams immature, literally! The band was formed in 2010. Their first song released on Myspace was titled 'Places Where You Shouldn't Get Poison Ivy'. The band somehow manages to book many shows across New England. Though defeat and cancellations because venue owners don't want "goth faggots" playing, AMOC finds a way. If you do see them live, prepare to be let down. Their songs on Myspace are so auto tuned that they sound nothing like represented. Also expect to be insulted and in tears for lack of better music.

Person A: Yo man, want to hit up a concert tonight?
Person B: Hell yeah, dude! Let's see whose playing at the Wonderland Ballroom tonight.
Person C: Guys, NO! I heard A Moment Of Clarity is playing there tonight. Remember what happened when we saw them live last time?
Person A: Fuck no let's go somewhere else, they're terrible.
Person B: Yeah! Let's go to a concert with a GOOD band.

by massachusettsman January 20, 2011

learned the clarinet at school

give a fantastic blowjob

Girl: EYYYY BOYy guess what? I learned the CLARINET at school.

Guy: Ohh gurl my bedroom is just a taxi ride away

by twotwoonebee November 3, 2012

Claribel

If you know a Claribel, you’re the luckiest person in the world! Claribel’s are so sweet/kind! They are constantly apologetic but that sweetens them more! Claribel’s are naturally gorgeous and hardworking. They’re a softie but dont let them fool you- they’re dominant. If you know a Claribel and you don't/didn’t treasure her... you messed up big time!

I know Claribel! She’s that shy giggly girl in our class!

by sixelagnav November 17, 2020