Star Citizen

A space game that currently has raised over 36 million dollars, even though it hasn't been released yet. It is likely that they will take the money and run.

Ben: Hey Jeff, you should donate to Star Citizen!
Jeff: I don't want them to take my money for an unfinished game!

by KaBoom January 14, 2014

Citizen Flagpole

1. The Greatest Musicians to ever live.
2. Spreaders of Antarctican Propaganda.
3. A large penis.

1. Matthew J Nerger III, Alexander Elijah Hampe IX, Derek Abraham Ray IV, Peter Moses Murphy XXVII are in Citizen Flagpole
2. "Have you heard of color? And how!"
3. See #1's pants.

by Jesus Christ XIV May 7, 2008

upright citizen

Meaning to be on the straight and narrow path as an outstanding member of society.

My friend stopped watching Porno to focus more on becoming an upright citizen.

by Mindtrix July 6, 2017

Wary Citizen

Someone who will ring the police at the first sign of trouble. Usually a neighbour, will look out the window and watch for troublemakers. The wary citizen will see someone drop a receipt and call 999 wasting the emergency services time and the wary citizen calms down as soon as they arrive. The emergency services will leave and the wary citizen will feel proud that they have managed to look after their community. They are mostly pensioners living in the south of England with nothing else to do with their time.

Random Guy: That guy just kicked a stone.
Wary Citizen: That's it, I'm calling the police!

by Mc Noggin August 10, 2017

The Boston Citizen

The act of taking a fistful of cold, uncooked clam chowder and cramming it into an anus or a vagina. Typically, it is followed by eating the chowder with a spoon after it has warmed up in the orifice. Cases of the Boston Citizen have gone unconfirmed, though doctored images of newspapers circulated around the internet in the late 2000s.

"In 2009, there was a rumor in Dorchester, a neighborhood in Boston, that said a man killed his girlfriend by fisting her with clam chowder. She was missing for twenty four hours and was found eating it with a spoon. The newspaper was titled 'The Boston Citizen'."

by Skanago:g August 31, 2018

Senor Citizen

Old Mexican.

I think Pablo's too old to work in the garden anymore. He's become a real Senor Citizen.

by SJ@24 July 11, 2009

Favorite Citizens

A phrase to express a friendship which is beyond the borders of 'best friends'

Heather and Erin were Favorite Citizens until a little witch came along and fucked shit up.

by Tittypop December 4, 2009