cement hole

a cement hole is the term for a cheap prostitutes porn hole which is filled with wet cement as a lubricant and also deterent, to make sure clients dont stay inside too long, or will have a floozy on his man rod. Hence; Cement hole.

-AHHHHHHHHHH crap!
you didnt tell me you were a cement holer!!!!!
- should be quicker then shouldn't you.

by GAAAZZZZZ March 30, 2009

cement ya

Colloquial term used when describing a violent act such as pushing someone down hard enough that they hit the ground/cement. Can be said as a threat or as a joke between friends.

Guy 1: *bumps into guy 2*
Guy 2: "you better watch yourself buddy or I'll cement ya"

by EMS Crew April 25, 2014

Cimon

Cimon is a legenary variation of the name ‘Simon’. Cimons tend to be much nicer and far superior to those of the S variety.

Hey man did you talk to Cimon today?
Yes i did and he is the best ever!

by TREVORGREY September 11, 2018

Cement mixer

A sexual act where one anally penetrates a person with extreme constipation. Thereby resolving said condition.

Ah nathan, I haven’t had any Mucinex this week!
No worries babe, we can do the cement mixer tonight by candlelight.

by Venice Vigilantes April 2, 2022

gent cement

The classiest way to refer to your sperm or semen.

John: "Lindsay sucked until my balls were dry of my gent cement"

by JJHaedo May 8, 2014

cement mixer

In baseball, when a pitcher throws a slider that doesn't break and hangs in the trike zone. It becomes an easily hitable pitch.

The reliever threw a cement mixer and the hitter crushed it for a grand slam.

by Granny Smith November 19, 2012

cement

The word itself derives from the high quantity of low quality cocaine found in the eastcoast North America in the early 2000's. The granular and low grade texture had customers likening the product to cement. The word also comes from the process of making cocaine itself, in Coloumbia, Bolivia, and the other Cocaine nations, a cement mixer or washing machine is often used to transfer cocaine from leaf to liquid resembling cement. Once the product is exported it is then cut with cement, asprin, baby powder and actual pure cocaine.

"Let's not order off of that crappy dealer anymore"
"Yeah that stuff is like doing cement"
"pure cement"

"dayum, hell no, I've been waiting 4 goddam hours for that ratchet hoe dealer to show up with that cement"

by Romano Gerdt May 29, 2013