Dirty Calvert

A Dirty Calvert is when a bisexual girl eats a man’s taint as if it were a vagina.

My girlfriend gave me a dirty Calvert last night! I didn’t know she was bisexual!

by Dj_notsonice December 7, 2022

Culverized

(verb)Getting laid by someone who is employed at Culvers.

"Are you getting laid tonight?"
"Nah, I'm getting Culverized."

by Ihatefinals May 21, 2009

Calvert Screenname

n.

A secondary AIM or AOL screen name set up intentionally to talk to people in your life who you'd prefer not seeing your normal comical or revealing away messages and/or buddy info profiles.

i.e; A screen name set up to talk to Mom, Dad, Grandma, Professor Thomas, or anyone else in your life that you dont want to know your having a jerk-circle friday night.

sentance:

christian_smilez: hey tim
Timber4limber: who this?
christian_smilez: ashley
Timber4limber: oh...
Timber4limber: wheres the pics of last night?
Timber4limber: dogz said they were in your proflie
christian_smilez: they are but this is my Calvert screenname i had to talk to gram
Timber4limber: oh

by Personal_preference September 26, 2005

Culverize

The act of completely fucking shit up that was at full operational capability.

"Goddamit Carl that system was fine until you fucking culverized it!"

"Don't let Carl touch that he will culverized it!"

"Don't culverize that! It took me so long to fix!"

by Dwtc14-002 July 10, 2014

Culver

Abbreviation of Culver Square. Place To Hang Out, Great Tourist Destination, Great Place To Go On Holiday Too, Very Cheap, Own Water Feature, Cool People Dancing 'Restraunts' Within Walking Distance And You Find The Coolest People In The World There...Eg. Elise Eve Jessie And Co. Culver is the place where you may find the emos and grebos of the world. Very occasionally you will find the odd chav.

Shall we go to Culver?

by Jessie init March 3, 2007

Culver City handshake

Another neologism for masturbation; from the fact that at one time, seventy five percent of pornographic movies were filmed there. Also called a "West Hollywood handshake".

After his wife went to bed, he engaged in a Culver City handshake while watching his favorite pornographic movies.

by Marcus Plastrus October 4, 2006

Cliver

The cliver is inside part and connection between the big toe, and the next toe along.

This flip flop feels nice on my cliver.

by LivKaz July 10, 2009