Christen

The best dude in the world, he is the best at basketball and pulls all of the bitches at his school but he only chooses the true baddies and good ones, he is kind, charismatic, beautiful, outgoing, a leader, the best at all sports, the smartest, and he can beat up all his friends but he wont.

Person: He wassup christen
Christen: He wassup
Person: oh my god hes so cool

by TheBesteveryeah January 16, 2022

Buffalo Christening

When you’re eating wings and holding a baby, and drip some hot sauce and/or Blue cheese on their head.

I was watching the Bills game and gave the baby a Buffalo Christening

by Painterpeet November 15, 2020

Christen

Pissing all over a car

Tina, I christened dads Lexus again!

by AirPod charger April 6, 2022

Christen

Christen has a big brain…to fit in her giantic forehead. Will honestly laugh at any joke, she has very bad humor. Skilled with the piano… but has slow fingers 😏

Christen forehead is as big as the fucking sky.

by Raineeeee November 22, 2021