Chowder Blind

The unexplainable pairing of a fairly attractive person accompanied by a beast. Most often found in the New England area (thus "Chowder Blind"). The couple is usually a male, pig sized, spray tanned ball of hair with a smoking hot chick. The roles can be reversed, but is indeed rare.

"Why did they let that hot chick into the bar with a full grown Mandril?"

"Thats her boyfriend. She's got the chowder blindness!"

"I was wondering why it was wearing clothes."

by Jray78 August 3, 2012

chowdercrotch

Either used to refer to someone with terrible genital hygiene, or when thick, soupy discharge comes from the genital orifices, such as during particular menstrual cycles or when a sounding accident goes untreated.

He's a total chowdercrotch--I would not go down on him for all the songs in Singapore!

by cervixexternal July 21, 2015

chowder rifle

The fleshy extremity that excretes body temperature (possibly hotter) microscopic babies at a high rate of fire.

“Girl, you tryna catch this chowder rifle?”

by Backdoor Cyrus June 1, 2019

chowder 2.0

a little manny boy who has insane rizz and looks like chowder but has 0 bitches and likes to listen to his dad going at it

“my dad is 56 and still going at it and i’m proud - chowder 2.0”

by david’s dad December 30, 2022

Glam Chowder

1980s hair metal bukkake.

Skid Row came through town last night and all we got was their glam chowder!

by Squiblish January 19, 2015

parton's chowder

Semen on a females chest.

"After a good titty fucking, Amanda was left with a nice deposit of parton's chowder.

by Barry_Kennelworth March 6, 2007

Singapore Clam Chowder

An action in which the person of interest lying in a bathtub, with a group of men surrounding him or her. The men then ejaculate on the bathtub, forming the chowder, they then turn around and shit on the tub, forming the "clams".

Benjamin was feeling a little feisty today, so he called up a couple of buddies to prepare the Singapore Clam Chowder.

by OmegeDas January 12, 2015