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My Coochie Be Stankin

an expression with multiple meanings but all of them refer to the state of being drunk.
1. Being drunk but not shit-faced.. Can still stand and talk with only slightly slurred speech. (see example for proper usage)
2. The condition of having a severe hangover from your coochie be stankin from the night before (see example for proper usage)
3. The antipatory mood of looking forward to your coochie stankin later that night. (see example for proper usage)
coined by Johnny Takoma
1. "I had one too many vodka tonics at Happy Hour, now my coochie be stankin bad."

2. "My coochie be stankin today from my coochie be stankin from last night at Happy Hour , now give me some tylenol!"

3. "My coochie be stankin for a cocktail right now. I can't wait to get off work and head down to happy hour to start the process of my coochie be stankin."
by Poonstankqua February 1, 2009
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Coochie Spell

The Coochie Spell is in which a woman has coochie whipped a man.
Damn bro where’s Matthew?”
“Didn’t you hear bro, he’s under the coochie spell, we’re not gonna see him for a while”
by RILEYBAE November 7, 2019
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cootchie sauce

The ejaculatory fluids of a woman, known to leave a signature scent on the male package (or face) so that your woman will always know if you have been putting that thing where it doesn't belong!
Dumb ass Ben: "I did the deed with my girlfriend this morning, nailed my secretary for lunch, did the cocktail waitress in the ladies room after work and wanked it on my drive home. When I got home and stepped in the door, she made me drop trou, sniffed my package and said she smelled another woman on me! How the hell can she tell that it's not her cootchie sauce that she is smelling, is she part bloodhound or what???"

Good friend: "No Benjamin, you're a dumb ass!"
by Misty Dawn June 30, 2008
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Coochie Snot

A gelatinous discharge that has dripped down from within the vagina to the grundle region in a snotty, runny nose like manner. Possibly composed of ejaculated semen, blood, and / or other pussy juices
Their sex was such a hot and mind shattering experience of pleasure and a little bit of pain that she found coochie snot dripping from her vagina and onto her panties for days
by chonchinator September 10, 2009
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coochie nigger faggot

A common slang used to offend people.
by Some Bean Bitch March 13, 2019
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coochie cutter

a pair of short shorts that seem to be cutting the girls vagina in half
by g nug July 3, 2008
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schootchie

a skank and a hoochie
that hoe is a schootchie
by Andrew February 23, 2005
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