Choomoonai

Something small and tiny. Can be used to describe something small as cute (for example a kitten). A derivative is Choomoonoonai.

Awww, look at that choomoonai kitten, isn't it cute?

by a5678 October 6, 2004

choof

smoking marijuana, lighting and inhaling cannibis

I'm just getting my bong to have a choof

by Sirlaughalot666 April 15, 2005

Choofy

Skinny Australian Stoner

That dude's a total choofy

by PogoRoo November 14, 2020

choompunik

Noun. A covered BJ technique claimed to be developed by a prostitute and taught to her colleagues whereby the condom is placed inside her mouth and unrolled while doing a BJ. An unsuspecting newbie john will think that he is getting an uncovered BJ.

Verb. To perform a choompunik.

Happy john: Dude, I got a super wicked gnarly BJ from Niki last night.

Skeptical john: Are you sure she didn't give you a choompunik?

Happy john: You mean Niki choompunikked me. Wacky nakbut lame, dude!

by choompu October 20, 2008

choompunik

Noun. A live-in prostitute; a whore who provides sexual service in exchange for financial support, legitimacy, protection from law enforcement, some of the above, or all of the above. The state of having a live-in prostitute.

Verb. To acquire the service of a choompunik. To enjoy the benefits of a having a choompunik.

Happy john: Dude, I choompunikked a choompunik. I be choompunikking everyday, dude, I be so choompunikked.

Jealous john: Dude. . .

by All Choomped Out October 21, 2008

choofter

A participant of weed consumption who shows particularly poor etiquette.

Or

The lad in a group of mates who just won't pass on that bud.

Oi Cottos been nursing that joint for hours, what a choofter.

by linanesy September 7, 2016

Choompa

A word that can be used as a adjective, verb or noun, It can replace anyword you like and can have whatever meaning you want. It has a past present and future terms. Choompa is pure. Choompa is life.

Noun: Bob: Damn bruh are we going to that choompy place again? Bobby: Yup
Adjective: What the hell man stop being such a choompa
Verb: Do you want to be choomped man... do you? I knew you didnt

by Choompa Lover 912 September 25, 2017