Someone who's body seems to be like one large, flexible piece of play-doh. Or made of rubber. Amazing really.
Gymnasts and ballerinas sometimes can become contortionists.
Gymnasts and ballerinas sometimes can become contortionists.
At the half-time show yesterday, I saw a contortionist stand on one hand, bend her legs back over her head and shoot a bow-and-arrow accurately. It was mind-boggling.
by Adel7 January 3, 2008
Get the contortionist mug.(noun) - A portmanteau of 'chubby' and 'cunt(o)', resulting in the formulation 'chunto'; to describe anyone of an overweight and unpleasant and/or irritating demeanour, when the term 'fat cunt' seems to tiresome to utter.
Gwendolyn: "I say, Maevis, isn't Nicholas an ignorant fellow and a little large around the edges?"
Maevis: "Yeh, 'e's a fuckin' chunto. And don't call me Maevis."
Maevis: "Yeh, 'e's a fuckin' chunto. And don't call me Maevis."
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Usually a female name. The keeper of the name tends to love drama, is short, and... homely. (Psst, ugly is mean word. But yeah, basically) When walking, he/she takes on the figure of an ogre. Will do anything to get what she wants - this includes neglecting to go to a dentist. Has a cracked tooth. Two faced, whichever kind of face you want on either side. (he/she will morph their faces to fit your needs) Has shaggy hair. Not very awesome or bright. Obsessed with Pokemon and Japanese culture in a freakish manner. If home alone, like a normal person named Chontina, they would masturbate as soon as the door shuts. However, a certain type of Chontina, known as the Vix Fatum Chontina Syndrome, will pin a picture of his/her black "friend" on the wall and stare at it for hours, until said family/friends return to their abode. Chontina is typically white. Wigger, nerd, and/or fag (nawfence) and has Hydrophobia, resulting in the lack of bathing. Smells like kitty poop.
Ex:
Anthony: Wow, do you smell that? Smells like a kitty just pooped on Mrs. LuLu's wall.
Charlie: Naw, she's hydrophobic.
Anthony: Who? I just said the room smells like shit, whatsit you're talking about?
Charlie: I'm talking about that Chontina there. She's hydrophobic.
Anthony: Oh, I see. Well, whatever. My sinus' are burning.
Anthony: Wow, do you smell that? Smells like a kitty just pooped on Mrs. LuLu's wall.
Charlie: Naw, she's hydrophobic.
Anthony: Who? I just said the room smells like shit, whatsit you're talking about?
Charlie: I'm talking about that Chontina there. She's hydrophobic.
Anthony: Oh, I see. Well, whatever. My sinus' are burning.
by Hahafooledyou April 4, 2010
Get the Chontina mug.A male person of low intelligence and IQ; one who dresses in Ed Hardy and UFC apparel to disguise the fact that he has a miniscule penis; a muscle-bound jock who wears baggy pants and a baseball hat sideways; a moron.
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v.ii. To pee all over someone’s couch when you are wizasted and not offer to clean it up the next morning, further allowing it to seep into the cushions for eternity.
n.i. Marine strength standard for inner tubes. Ever since a contona was allowed on an inner tube they had to come up with a system to rate the strength of each tube and the distance it could be pulled before it will rupture. One contona rated tube can pull one contona for a mile or 15 minutes which ever comes first.
n.ii. Marine power standard for boat engines while pulling an inner tube. A boat engine is rated for one contona if it can pull a contona on a contona rated inner tube with out breaking down. Boat engines in North Carolina are no longer rated by horsepower they are rated by contonas.
n.iii. The sound a water tube makes when it explodes under massive pressure.
v.ii. To pee all over someone’s couch when you are wizasted and not offer to clean it up the next morning, further allowing it to seep into the cushions for eternity.
n.i. Marine strength standard for inner tubes. Ever since a contona was allowed on an inner tube they had to come up with a system to rate the strength of each tube and the distance it could be pulled before it will rupture. One contona rated tube can pull one contona for a mile or 15 minutes which ever comes first.
n.ii. Marine power standard for boat engines while pulling an inner tube. A boat engine is rated for one contona if it can pull a contona on a contona rated inner tube with out breaking down. Boat engines in North Carolina are no longer rated by horsepower they are rated by contonas.
n.iii. The sound a water tube makes when it explodes under massive pressure.
v.i.
Who is that pledge he's mad old?
Thats's Jason he's contonaing Sigma Alpha Epsilon.
v.ii.
Wtf dude, your couch smells like pee.
Jon contonaed on it last week.
n.i.
What's the rating on this tube? Is it contona rated? I hear to be contona rated a tube has to be able to withstand 2 sumo westlers battle to the death on top of one and the tube remain unscathed.
n.ii.
Pulling a man that size with this boat will take at least a 3 contona engine.
n.iii.
I bet when the atomic bomb exploded over hiroshima it sounded alot like a contona.
Who is that pledge he's mad old?
Thats's Jason he's contonaing Sigma Alpha Epsilon.
v.ii.
Wtf dude, your couch smells like pee.
Jon contonaed on it last week.
n.i.
What's the rating on this tube? Is it contona rated? I hear to be contona rated a tube has to be able to withstand 2 sumo westlers battle to the death on top of one and the tube remain unscathed.
n.ii.
Pulling a man that size with this boat will take at least a 3 contona engine.
n.iii.
I bet when the atomic bomb exploded over hiroshima it sounded alot like a contona.
by James Street April 29, 2008
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